Rick Scott Signs “Charlotte’s Web” Medical Marijuana Bill

Florida now officially recognizes marijuana as a substance with medical benefits — well, at least in some very narrow cases. As expected, Gov. Rick Scott signed the “Charlotte’s Web” bill into law today. The bill allows certain strains of noneuphoric marijuana tincture to be used to treat a very short…

SkyRise Miami Tower Set For City Commission Vote Today

David Beckham’s downtown stadium is dead in the water, but Miami’s second-most contentious bayfront proposal is very much alive and kicking. Developer Jeff Berkowitz’s 1,000-foot tall paperclip, the SkyRise Miami tower, could be on a ballot for city voters as early as August. But first the city commission has to…

Miami Drops Bid to Host Democratic National Convention

Hillary Clinton’s coronation party will not be held in Miami. Local leaders have decided to drop their bid to host the 2016 Democratic National Convention, citing lack of time to prepare a competitive package. Though, organizers still have an eye on hosting a party convention in 2020. See also: Miami…

Alonzo Mourning and Barack Obama Are BFFs

Sure, President Obama has made some high-profile celebrity friends since taking office. He’s close with Oprah, calls up LeBron for favors, and texts JayZ, but during his presidency Obama has managed to strike up a less public, more personal friendship with none other than former Miami Heat great Alonzo Mourning…

Six Surprising Facts About Your First-Place Marlins

1. The Marlins are tied for first in the NL East Normally we’d start off with some sort of introduction, but the introduction here is the first surprising fact. Your Miami Marlins are somehow tied for first in their division with the Washington Nationals. Granted, the Atlanta Braves are only…

Rick Scott Still Wants to Drug-Test Poor People

At this point, Gov. Rick Scott has turned into your embarrassing uncle who won’t stop ranting at dinner about how the government should drug-test everyone, no matter how clearly you explain that such a plan definitely violates the Constitution. Except in this case, it’s the federal court system that keeps…