The Eleven Best South Florida Sports Moments of 2013

The mere mention of a specific year can mean so much to a sports fan. Say 1986 to a Mets fan, they think Bill Buckner. In Boston, 2004 will always be the year the Red Sox broke the “Curse of the Bambino.” Here in South Florida, 1972 might as well…

Dolphins Shut Out in Buffalo, Playoff Hopes on Life Support

Last week, we cautioned that the Dolphins needed to start fast, protect against Buffalo’s legit pass rush and avoid the dreaded “trap game” at all costs. Well, the Dolphins did none of that and played about as well as a team that should have probably stayed in bed to catch…

Dolphins at Bills: Lobster Trappin’ in Buffalo Preview

The Dolphins head up to Buffalo this Sunday to take on the Bills in what is essentially a must-win situation for the Dolphins if they hope to advance unimpeded into the playoffs. It’s simple: the Dolphins whack the Bills and then the Jets next weekend and they’re in the playoffs…

Ray Allen Will Wear “Jesus Shuttlesworth” Heat Jersey

The most anticipated merchandising ploy of the NBA season is almost upon us: The Miami Heat will soon debut its “nickname” jerseys that will swap out, well, nicknames for the players’ last names on the back of their jerseys. Knicks fan Spike Lee, of all people, apparently got one of…

Heat Wins. LeBron’s Ankle Loses. Pacers Tomorrow.

It was the game before the game last night. It was sandwiched between LeBron’s old team and the Heat’s biggest threat in the East. It was the 117-94 Heat win Monday night game against the Jazz, because people had already bought tickets, and it was mandatory…

Dolphins Win. Michael Thomas Intercepts. Maybe It Is Our Time.

After 7 straight losses against the Pats dating back to 2009, the Miami Dolphins held strong against Tom Brady and a Pats team that had feasted all year on last-minute comebacks. As the Dolphins took the lead with 1:15 to go, the feeling in every Dolphins fan’s stomach was “Oh…

Patriots at Dolphins: Tom Brady Has Pretty Hair Preview

The Dolphins ride into what is the most important game of the season on a 2-game winning streak, with a patchwork o-line working better than the one originally envision, a running game finally getting results and ascending play from young Ryan Tannehill. Last week was a statement game by this…

15 Names for Miami’s New Soccer Team

Come next Tuesday, Miami will likely be one step closer to getting its first real Major League Soccer team (sorry, Fusion, but Fort Lauderdale doesn’t count). That’s when county commissioners will vote on whether to allow Mayor Carlos Gimenez to identify possible stadium locations and enter talks with private developers…

Heat Blow Early Lead, Lose To Pacers 90-84

The Indiana Pacers have had this one circled on their calendars for some time now. They made no secret December 10th, 2013 would be a day of reckoning, a day when they would inflict revenge upon the Miami Heat’s entire house for all the heart-breaking defeats the team has handed…

Jeff Ireland Reportedly Told His Job Is Safe

Jeff Ireland might be the luckiest man in the NFL. Even after the embarrassing Incognito affair, the general manager has reportedly been told by owner Stephen Ross that his job is safe. The news may come as the Dolphins remain firmly in the race for a wildcard spot in the…

Heat Whoops Pistons; Indiana Game on Tuesday

The good news for the Detroit Pistons was the temperature at tip — a brisk 25 degrees, meant the big fat dish of revenge the Miami Heat served was cold. The bad news: The game was broadcast on television, and everyone saw what happens when the Heat gets another shot…

Space Jam 2 Starring LeBron James: A Humble Sequel Idea

Yesterday came news that LeBron James would be starring in his very first movie. It’s a basketball comedy co-starring comedian Kevin Hart, and not, to the dismay of nostalgic millenials, the sequel to the Michael Jordan and Loney Tunes ’90s classic Space Jam that the world deserves. Dreams of a…

Heat Swamped by Bulls: We Don’t Even Know This Team

With Chris Andersen missing Thursday night’s game against the Chicago Bulls due to personal reasons, and Dwyane Wade missing the game because of the flu, the Miami Heat decided to honor their fallen teammates by showing a sign of unity, and completely didn’t show up. If you missed the late…