The Miami Fan Hater’s Guide to the Super Bowl

The Super Bowl is here again and – will you look at that – the Dolphins weren’t even close to it again! This is the 29th year in a row since the Dolphins were in the championship round and here we are: Watching two teams better than our own team…

Alex Rodriguez Not Planning on Retiring

After New Times linked Alex Rodriguez to a local nutritionist who provided performance enhancing drugs to athletes early this week speculation has run rampant about his future. His camp however seems to want to make one thing clear: he’s not retiring anytime soon…

LeBron James, Heat Shut Up Smack-Talking Nets with 105-85 Win

During shootaround prior to last night’s game, Brooklyn’s pedestrian, no-rings, Dopey-headed fool of a starting power forward, Reggie Evans, ran off his mouth about how the Heat’s championship “didn’t count” because of the lockout and how LeBron James was no different then a lot of other players in the league.Then…

Reggie Bush Not Likely Returning to Dolphins

Reggie Bush may have been one of the bigger names on the Dolphins squad for the past two years, and may have racked up two seasons close to 1,000 yards, but don’t expect him to come back.Though Bush has stated he’d like to stay in Miami, it’s looking more and…

FIU Players Take Recruit to a Strip Club; Tweet About It

If you’re a college football recruit who is also a strip club enthusiast, your best bet is to sign with the University of Miami. Failing that, you can always go to FIU. Because really, no one wants to see strippers in Tuscaloosa or South Bend.So really, we’re never really that…

Ex-Dolphins QB Pat White Signs With The Marlins

Sometimes it seems the Marlins and Dolphins are trying to pull one big joke on South Florida, and now it appears the Marlins are set to recycle one of the Dolphins biggest punchlines.Pat White, a name synonymous with Bill Parcells’ crappy draft picks, has been offered a minor league contract…