Ashton Kutcher made an unplanned cameo during a Florida Senate Transportation Committee meeting two weeks ago. Uber representatives presented a clip of the Two and Half Men star and Uber investor on Jimmy Kimmel Live blasting Miami for not changing longstanding laws to accommodate the upstart car service. “Basically, it’s…
If you’re anything like us you probably appreciate the message of Critical Mass but have some really dark fantasies when you’re in your car and get stuck in the traffic caused by the monthly bike event. The best way to avoid that is checking the route first and staying as…
Do you often find yourself cruising Miami’s highways and thinking to yourself, “I really, truly wish that everyone on this road would drive even faster”? If so, you are a maniac probably bent on your own fiery death, and you are also in luck. Because Florida’s legislature looks just about…
No word on whether he just wanted to do hoodrat stuff with his friend, but a 12-year-old boy was arrested on charges of grand theft auto today after stealing and crashing a Trans Am in Miami. Spring Break cannot end soon enough…
To be blunt: If you’re not going to Ultra this weekend, avoid downtown. However, if for some reason you find yourself there and need to navigate the traffic mess, here’s the 411…
On-demand car service Uber fought and lost a battle in Miami-Dade to ease restrictions that forbid it from operating in the county, so now the company has taken its fight directly to Tallahassee. Uber has enlisted a pair of Republican legislators to file bills that would override the local regulations…
The popularity of public transit in Miami-Dade still lags behind several comparable counties, but Miami-Dade Transit saw a healthy bump in ridership in 2013, according to a new report from the American Public Transportation Agency (APTA).. Last year, 110,926,500 trips were taken via Miami-Dade Transit (MDT). That’s up from 108,432,700…
A road construction project in Miami-Dade that actually end not just on time but early? That may be the story with construction on Alton Road if all goes according to plan. The project — which has led to nightmarishly snarled traffic on South Beach for months — was originally scheduled…
A Porsche SUV struck a pedestrian crossing Biscayne Boulevard near 14th Street just outside the Adrienne Arsht Center around 7:30 this morning. The driver, meanwhile, is in custody as police try to determine what happened. Traffic around downtown Miami is backed up as a result of the accident. Police have…
When Adam Sohn came upon an accident scene on Oakland Park Boulevard on Thursday, January 2, he saw a messed up bicycle and an injured man on the ground. He took a few pictures and posted them to the Facebook page for Fort Lauderdale Critical Mass — a movement of…
Four people are dead, including a five-year-old girl, after a fiery crash on Okeechobee Road. The incident happened at about 8:30 p.m. last night just a mile north of the Turnpike. Police believe that the driver of the northbound car lost control and slipped into the southbound lane, according to…
A Pompano Beach man hit a bicyclist, who landed in his rear window. The driver then continued two miles, dumped the rider — who was still alive — in the woods, and went home to sleep. Axel Inostroza, 27, tried to hide his black 2003 Mustang from his girlfriend. He…
The miracle of life meet the nightmare of Miami traffic yesterday afternoon when a woman stuck in rush hour congestion gave birth on the shoulder of an exit ramp to the Dolphin Expressway. According to The Herald, Venezuelan visitor Ana Delia Bracho was being rushed to a hospital by family…
Dozens of cruise ship passengers got off their ocean jaunts all tanned and rested only to experience a slice of pure parking hell Miami style. Passengers who had left their cars in city parking lot 58 found no signs of valets and just a big pile of keys dumped on…
Oh, sure, it’s that time of year when we pretend to be afraid of vampires, mummies and zombies. But let’s not forget who the real monsters are: drunk drivers. Last night, a night some call “Mischief Night,” a drunk driver lost control of his car and careened into the gate…
Miami may not have headless horsemen haunting it, but our streets are pretty freakin’ scary nonetheless. We’ve got zombies eating people’s faces, sharks miraculously swimming our streets, and, of course, motorists driving like demons straight out of Hell. So it seems fitting that tonight’s edition of Critical Mass Miami will…
It all started last night around 11:15, when Jean Valeus, 28, pulled his Nissan Maxima off to the side of eastbound I-595 near Flamingo Road. A Road Ranger stopped to help Valeus, but Valeus pulled out a gun, fired it into the pavement, and told the Ranger to leave. The…
Yesterday afternoon, Carlos Dominguez and his girlfriend, Andrea Corrales, went for a bike ride. The couple headed toward a trail in North Miami, with Dominguez biking in the road and Corrales cycling on the sidewalk, where she felt safer. They never made it to the trail. Instead, a black SUV…
It’s that time again: when Miamians either don their spandex or their driving gloves, dust off their fixies or rent a Ferrari. Critical Mass is back. Tonight, Miami’s monthly bike ride will be carving a massive figure eight across Little Havana. If you want to participate in the peloton, show…
Jacob Landis had a bike, a passion, and a cause. Since April, the 24-year-old Annapolis, Maryland resident has been biking across America to attend games at every single MLB park with the hope of raising $1 million to help children who need cochlear implants. This past Saturday, he was on…
The baby born in the middle of a busy Miami road after his father got into a crash while driving his mother to the hospital he’ll grow up, get caught in Miami-Dade traffic, and think, “This is where I was born. This is where I am from. Bad driving brought…
In a town infamous for apathetic sports fans, Critical Mass is the exception. Almost no one is neutral when it comes to the monthly bike rides. You either love the last Friday of the month, or you hate it with the passion of a thousand burning South Florida suns. Whatever…
