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Let’s put to rest the age-old question of what happened to Elvis. He was reincarnated in Puerto Rico as Latin pop phenom Chayanne. Forget the chronological conundrum posed by the fact that the latter was born before the King died. For Exhibit A, simply look at Chayanne.
Where else have you seen such black locks styled so lusciously into a pompadour? And have you witnessed Chayanne dance? The man can certainly move his hips independently from the rest of his body, frequently employing moves akin to the ass sass that got Elvis’s dancing cropped out of The Ed Sullivan Show in 1956. And if you’ve ever been to one of Chayanne’s shows, you’ve either seen every woman in the place swooning or you’ve been one of said swooning honeys.
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