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Rap superproducer, local radio personality, and Miami Heat superfan DJ Khaled has an NBA Finals prediction: “It’s over! We winnin’ tonight! And we’re winnin’ in the next game!”
Oh, and big homie’s also got a message for the San Antonio Spurs: “You cheaters! They don’t love you no more!”
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Making a cameo on ESPN’s First Take, the Heat’s new number-one celebrity rep called out the Spurs for conspiracy, sabotage, and poor sportsmanship during Game 1 of the NBA Finals.
The air conditioning went down. Temperatures at San Antonio’s AT&T Center hit 90 degrees. LeBron’s legs got all crampy. The Heat lost. And it was all premeditated.
“They turned the AC off!” Khaled shouts. “They won that one game, because they’re cheaters!”
Host (and shameless Spurs mouthpiece?) Skip Bayless shakes his head in disagreement and disgust. “What if it just broke?” he suggests. “Is that possible?”
But big homie dismisses such theories as 100-percent bullshit.
“Of course it didn’t break! It’s called backup systems!” Khaled explains. “I heard the Spurs locker room had AC blowin’.”
And his source for all this inside info?
“The streets!”
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