Audio By Carbonatix
Despite the fact that comedian and Miami Beach mayoral hopeful Steve Berke reminds us of all those cheesy South Beach bottle-poppers we try to avoid at all costs, we were down with most of his platform: legalization of medicinal weed, full rights for gay couples, and, importantly, the right to party “till 5,” which the Beastie Boys have been fighting for since 1986. But then we discovered where Berke stands on one of the most critical issues of our time … Bruno Mars.
His latest campaign video features the mayoral candidate crooning his platform to the tune of “Grenade” while rocking a fedora and other generally douchey attire, and encountering bikini-clad protesters concerned about potholes. If we’re to believe this footage, it appears he might be pro most-annoying-song-in-the-universe. Dammit, Steve, why couldn’t you be found canoodling with a Tea Party activist who hates happiness and baby animals?
See the video after the cut.
When news happens, Miami New Times is there —
Your support strengthens our coverage.
We’re aiming to raise $30,000 by December 31, so we can continue covering what matters most to you. If Miami New Times matters to you, please take action and contribute today, so when news happens, our reporters can be there.
Follow Crossfade on Facebook and Twitter @Crossfade_SFL.
