Audio By Carbonatix
It’s Saturday night.
The Marlins just smacked the hell out of the Nationals. And now you need autotune. And lots of it.
Luckily, Teddy Paine is in the building. His Cash Money buddy Jay Sean is there too. And together, they will provide more electronically manipulated vocals than most stadiums can handle.
Fortunately, Sun Life’s state of the art sound system and your Miami-bred eardrums are strong enough to absorb the audials, process them, and perceive them as music.
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In no time at all, you’ll be dancing your way down from the nosebleeds to the field in a rhythmic human mass of bobbing heads, shaking booties, and cell phones lighting up the night sky.
We in a stadium, bitch.
T-Pain and Jay Sean as part of Marlins Super Saturdays. Saturday, May 7. Sun Life Stadium, 2267 Dan Marino Blvd., Miami Gardens. First pitch takes place at 7:10 p.m. and the autotune is free with game tickets, available via ticketmaster.com. Call 305-623-6100 or visit sunlifestadium.com.
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