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Just you try it.
Break out the salt and pepper ma, there’s a gator in the yard!
Miami will never go hungry again. Looks like the powers that be have finally wised up and have turned the town into a slithering smorgasboard of giant lizard treats –if you can figure out how to field dress the fuckers.
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Thanks to the Internet, though, the feedin’ will never get old. Even Hillary Clinton has some ideas. So let’s keep our fingers crossed and our guns loaded, Miami.-Calvin Godfrey
