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We won’t lie. We absolutely love that multimillionaire playboy real estate developer Thomas Kramer is such a big social media whore.
Here’s a guy who narrowly escapes criminal charges and a civil judgment for allegedly fondling a teenage boy’s bits and supposedly groping a woman’s bosom, respectively, yet he has no problem showing off his junk during a bathrobes and lingerie party at the Delano Hotel — and then posting pictures on Facebook.
WARNING: The photos after the jump will give you traumatizing visual hallucinations.
We don’t know the guy on the left. But the sleepy-eyed dude on the right is South Beach party promoter Tommy Pooch. Notice how much space Pooch puts between himself and Kramer’s shark tooth undies.
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