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The Marlins have traded first baseman Logan Morrison to the Seattle Mariners. At this point, most Miamians react to anything the Marlins do with a collective shrug, but this –THIS!– is different. We’re losing not only a first baseman but also a local Twitter superstar.
In fact, Morrison’s tweet addiction once landed him on the cover of this very publication. So it seems fitting to send him off with a collection of his best tweets. Goodbye, @LoMoMarlins. Have fun as @LoMoMariners.
On the Washington Nationals’ underaged superstar Bryce Harper:
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On Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen’s own tweet game:
On dating:
On bathroom graffiti:
Coining the name for his fan base, #LoMoSexuals:
On fantasy baseball:
On Justin Bieber:
On marine science:
On reaching out to fans with medical conditions:
Not technically his tweet, but still one of the best things LoMo ever said:
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