Audio By Carbonatix
1:26 A.M.
I’m at home and my boyfriend is knocking on my front door. He’s been out of town for the past few days so I’m happy to see him – the only problem is that I have another guy over here. Yes, we were doing what you think we’re doing, but we stopped when we heard my bf knocking. I don’t know if he heard us or not but I don’t know what to do! Should I answer?
♥♥♥ You have the right to remain silent.
This roll in the hay can and will be used against you when your bf slams you up against the wall.
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