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Unless you’ve been holed up in a $1 million dollar compound without phone, internet, or cable service, you’ve heard the news … Osama bin Laden is dead.
Yesterday, the mass-murdering founder of Al Qaeda, Most Wanted Man in the Universe, facial-hair aficionado, evil millionaire, and general asshole was shot through the eye and killed during a firefight with US military and CIA in Abbottabad, Pakistan.
Undoubtedly, as President Obama said: “The death of Bin Laden marks the most significant achievement to date in our nation’s effort to defeat Al Qaeda.” And it demands a gigantic fucking party.
But while we could always gather outside the White House to sing “The Star Spangled Banner” a couple hundred times, here’s a better idea … Let’s mark Osama’s demise by toasting some Cristal and making it rain at Miami’s best strip club, King of Diamonds.
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See the cut for KOD’s official Death of Osama Bin Laden Celebration Party flyer, featuring the bearded one flanked by a pair of half-naked non-virgins.
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