Audio By Carbonatix
We just received this invitation for a DJ Khaled Fourth of July event at Sobe Live and noticed this incredible boast: “Featuring Appearances by THE WHOLE WORLD!” Either the Whole World is a new R&B group, or this place is gonna be packed!
I mean, seriously, Khaled? The entire friggin planet is planning to make an appearance? Does this include MC Hammer, President Barack Obama, that baby from those E*Trade commercials, and my 9th grade AP English Teacher, Mrs. Billman?!?
I know that all you do is win, win, win, no matter what but really? You only got, like 95,000 followers on your Twitter feed … and that’s still a lot of people. Regardless, we hope this venue knows what’s about to happen this Saturday night because it seems like they’ll be breaking their occupancy license!
When news happens, Miami New Times is there —
Your support strengthens our coverage.
We’re aiming to raise $30,000 by December 31, so we can continue covering what matters most to you. If Miami New Times matters to you, please take action and contribute today, so when news happens, our reporters can be there.
