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Epic Fail Picks Up Miami Metro Zoo Beaver Spraying TV Host

Last night, Banana Republican settled into bed with a nice cup of eggnog and holiday gingerbread cookies while indulging in one of my favorite past times -- cracking up at the expense of the rubes who end up on the Epic Fail blog. I came across this early Christmas present for...
By Francisco Alvarado
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Last night, Banana Republican settled into bed with a nice cup of eggnog and holiday gingerbread cookies while indulging in one of my favorite past times — cracking up at the expense of the rubes who end up on the Epic Fail blog. 
I came across this early Christmas present for my loyal readers. It’s a clip of Miami Metro Zoo communication director Ron Magill‘s and an incontinent beaver’s appearance at a recent taping of CBS’s Early Show. The money shot comes as the black female host walks by the zoo keeper and the aquatic rodent. 
Merry Christmas!

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Francisco Alvarado was born in Nicaragua and grew up in Miami, giving him unique insight into the Magic City and all its dark corners. An investigative reporter with a knack for uncovering corruption, Alvarado made his bones as a staff writer at Miami New Times and remains in dogged pursuit of the next juicy story.

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