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I went to a fancy French restaurant called ‘Deja Vu’. The headwaiter said, ‘Don’t I know you?’ ~Rod Schmidt
Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere. ~Unknown
A cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. ~Morey Amsterdam
A gourmet restaurant in Cincinnati is one where you leave the tray on the table after you eat. ~Unknown
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. ~George Carlin
The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th. ~Scott Adams
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. ~Henny Youngman
