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Nothing like some uber-potent fresh-squeezed moronic behavior to make a hungover writer’s job easier. Last night Bow Wow — the crap-tastic rapper who insists he is no longer “Lil'” — flew into Miami, the nation’s undisputed celebrity-drunk-driving capitol, and drove his Lamborghini while trashed. With Chris Brown, whose very presence increases this story’s MQ (Moronic Quotient) by 37 percent.
And then Bow Wow tweeted about it — before issuing, this morning, the first celebrity Twitter apology of 2010.
It’s going to be a very stupid year.
Take it away, Bow Wow: Y, Bow Wow, Y?!
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