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Taser Responds to New Times Investigation, Denies Blame for Abuse

This morning, New Times published a yearlong investigation into Taser abuse committed by local cops. Among our findings: Miami's three major police departments have tasered more than 3,000 people in less than eight years. Eleven men -- including teenager Israel "Reefa" Hernandez -- have died after being stunned. Local cops...
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The U Has Failed to Attract Recruits From Miami

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke breaks down the latest setback for the Hurricanes football program. National Signing Day, February 4, is around the...
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Anti-Circumcision Protestors Are Just the Oddest

Some people protest against systematic racism and inequality. Others against mistreating animals. Some take up at the picket line anytime a war strikes up. And then there are people whose dearest issue revolves around a little bit of penis skin. Yes, anti-circumcision activists have picked a Florida case as their...
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Fifty Shades of LOL

Even fans of Fifty Shades of Grey admit the book is a literary atrocity. Novelist E.L. James' erotic reveries read like the rantings of a drunken yokel — less "His firm hands cupped my breasts" and more "Holy crap! He's touching my boobs!" The story is simple: 21-year-old virgin Anastasia...
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Miamians Spend Obscene Sums on Sound Systems, Hate Books and Underwear

Conspicuous consumption is something Miamians know a thing or two about. It might be the closest thing we have to common cultural identity. And the luxury items Miamians spend money on are very likely influenced by the priorities established by the city's wealthy. According to a study published in Sunday's...
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Jeb Bush to “Actively Explore” Presidential Run

Jeb Bush has spent the better part of the last eight years denying that he was going to run for president. Now he's finally confirmed what everyone has long suspected. He's thinking about making a run. In a Facebook message posted today Bush announced that he will "actively explore the...
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Jennifer Aniston Grieves, but Cake‘s Script Lets Her Down

Each year, screenwriters kill off enough offscreen children to fill a Chuck E. Cheese's. A dead son or daughter gives a movie the illusion of depth plus an easy explanation for whatever the script ladles on the surviving parents. Binge-drinking? Nymphomania? Sudden bouts of break dancing? Blame the wee coffin...
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Kevin Costner Is Fine, but Race Drama Black or White Is Cartoonish

There are few hard-and-fast rules in screenwriting, but here's one we can probably agree on: Something has gone wrong if your crowd-pleasing family drama asks audiences to hope a child's father proves to be a crackhead. That's one baffling turn in Mike Binder's Black or White, a movie about race...