Justin Bieber is a fucking cock tease. Remember when we here at Crossfade totally called the impending leak of sexy-time pics and vids following the news of Justin Bieber's stolen laptop? Well, we were 100-percent right. But it's just gotten even more complicated and convoluted. Yesterday, after some alleged Bieber...
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In an election held more than a thousand miles away, but one that will hit home for thousands of locals, Hugo Chavez has won reelection with 54 percent of the vote in today's presidential election in Venezuela.The controversial leader, who has been in power for 13 years, will now rule...
Carrying Water in a Sieve at Ring Theater Through September 22
Soon after Rudy Eugene gnawed off Ronald Poppo's face near the MacArthur Causeway in May, the media ran wild speculating he was high on "bath salts." Later, commentators suspected LSD, coke, Ecstasy, or PCP. Eugene's girlfriend even insisted a voodoo curse was to blame.Yet when Eugene's autopsy came back last...
Google knows all our dirty secrets.Think about it. If you commissioned a telephone survey to find out how many people enjoyed Japanese fart porn, very few people would admit to the survey taker that they were among its admirers. Though, Google search data might prove that there actually are a...
While nobody in the United States has enough testicular fortitude to tell Chris Brown, "Hey, fuck you for beating up Rihanna back in 2009!," the United Kingdom is a little less afraid of confrontation. Apparently, activists swarmed English music retailer HMV and labeled every single copy of Brown's latest album,...
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What if Face-Eater Rudy Eugene Really Did Only Smoke Weed?
Miami Zombie Rudy Eugene Had Only Weed in His System
Should Charlie Crist return to politics as a Democrat his biggest roadblock may be, well, Democratic voters. After all, one would figure that a man who has a pretty solid Republican political history (despite what Tea Partiers might have had you believed) would have a hard time winning in a...
UPDATE: An earlier version of this post incorrectly reported that Luther Campbell had been denied his certification to coach high school football; in a telephone conversation with Uncle Luke, we misunderstood the result of the state's appeal. He will in fact be allowed to coach. Hooray! We do apologize for...
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No Walk of Shame Required
Teenagers get a bad rap. You know the stereotypes: the incessant eye-rolling, saying "like" or "whatever" with every breath, that smug, detached attitude towards everything. Justin Bieber isn't doing much good as far as maintaining a likeable image for the population of 13-19 year olds, either.But hey, we were all...
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There are only a few jobs we recommend doing while high on marijuana: Reggae singer, surrealist artist, and Lil Wayne's personal assistant are among them. Third-grade teacher is not.Elizabeth Edmonds, a third-grade teacher in Leesburg, Florida, was recently suspended after she went to school high as a kite and later...
Champagne. It's everywhere you look at Art Basel and at Design Miami/. The gods practically pour it down from the sky and into your mouth as you meander, quenching you with its sweet effervescence. But how about artwork that's influenced by it? Yeah, they've got that, too.Run, don't walk, to...
Hey, remember last summer, when a guy chewed another guy's face off on the MacArthur Causeway? And then the police blamed bath salts? And then all anybody could talk about for the next month was Rudy Eugene and whether he was possessed and Ron Poppo and hey did you know...
Universal Soldier's John Hyams Is the Best Action Director Working Today
BGR The Burger Joint is asking for your vote.Only this time, it's not about greasy politicians, it's about hamburger meat. The burger chain has created two burgers as different as the candidates they're named after. Go ahead, Eat your favorite politician in effigy.The presidential burgers are available at all BGR...
Many men wish death upon 50 Cent, but only one guy had the cojones to call a mainstream celebrity gossip website and ridicule the "twerp." Rick Ross protégé and Maybach Music foot soldier Gunplay (AKA The Human L.A. Riot) called into TMZ Live to discuss his ongoing beef with G-Unit,...
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Pain & Gain, the Michael Bay pet project starring Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson based on a Miami New Times story, released its first promo this afternoon. And it's, uh, beefy.See also:- Michael Bay's next film will be about New Times' cover story- Mark Wahlberg "insanely buff" for Pain &...
Miami Beach Senior High, or Beach High as any half-decent student who spent their share of time there remembers the place, fondly or otherwise, is a school deserving of the many colorful descriptors bestowed upon it. Among the pile of lovable nicknames, Beach High has on occasion been referred to...
The House I Live In Movie Review: The Failed War on Drugs, Explained by Powerful Voices
So, just in case Mitt Romney fails to deliver, Public Policy Polling decided to jump way ahead of things and conducted a poll asking Republican voters who they'd like to see as their candidate in 2016. Surprisingly, two politicians from Florida took the top two spots: Marco Rubio and Jeb...