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Here are some jokes we collected from across the internets. Happy Thanksgiving.
-Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language
-What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I’m stuffed!
-Imagine… if the Pilgrims had shot a bobcat instead of a Turkey, we’d be eating pussy for Thanksgiving.
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-The Blonde said. “Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!”
“Didn’t it taste good?” her mother asked.
“I don’t know,” the blonde said. “It wouldn’t sit still!”
-Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.
