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Malicious mofos might try to play with you, insisting, “Wheaties is the Breakfast of Champions!”
But that’s bullshit. Just ask Wizard Sleeve, Brian Breach, or watch the new vid for their Sleigh Bells-sampling “So I’m Cool Now.” And you’ll learn that a good morning shit, some porno on the iPad, and a lil’ Patrón with Frosted Flakes is the only way for a true hustler to start his day.
Like Wizard Sleeve’s Lex One says: “It is the morning ritual. Not so good on the liver. But nothing a quick release can’t fix.”
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Wizard Sleeve with Dirt Nasty, Otto von Schirach, O’Grime, and Metro Zu. Saturday, July 30. Eve, 1306 N. Miami Ave., Miami. The party starts at 10 p.m. and tickets cost $12 to $30 via knightout.ticketleap.com. Call 305-995-5050 or visit miamieve.com.
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