Audio By Carbonatix
Show time was at 8 and I – clutching my bowl of cereal – didn’t even think about the shitty sideshow going on at the AAA.
Now it’s 9, the cereal is gone, and if I had a box full of fucks I still wouldn’t give one away to find out if Britney stopped for a Frappuccino before arriving at the arena, putting on a top hat, and cracking that whip I love in the second verse of “Circus.”
Who carrrrres if the video showing a larger than life set and over-the-big-top wardrobe made me squeeeeal.
Britney, bitch, I wanted to show you my Womanizer-worthy dance moves and mock your robotic vocals, but “your people” or whomever didn’t think that the New Times was important enough to earn one of those coveted media passes.
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Fuck them, fuck you, and fuck every living soul at the concert right now.
*sniff*
FUCK YA’LL.
