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Hello, Kitty:
Since I moved to Miami from Montreal six months ago, I’ve had a wild and crazy time taking advantage of all of South Beach’s decadent indulgences (mostly the women). But it all came to an end when I got engaged to a perky and intelligent Cuban Jewess nearly two months ago. She’s an absolute darling and open to almost anything once the doors close. But she’s totally against anal. I’ve never done it and had hoped to explore the forbidden zone with a lady I had feelings for. All of my guy friends have done it and they constantly tease me about what I’m missing, so now I’m reeeally curious. Kitty, please save me and tell me how to get my lady to f-i-n-a-l-l-y give up her other hole. Or at least tell me it’s no big deal and I shouldn’t try it till I die. Help!
Butt I. Wannit
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