The Miami Dolphins dominated pretty much every facet of the game against the Cleveland Browns yesterday, including rushing and passing yards. They even held a 16-10 lead with 43 seconds remaining.But because they are the Dolphins, they went ahead and did that thing where they go all epic fail on…
Get ready for a long-running play that features a shrill and domineering girl, a boy with an oral fixation, and one of the biggest losers in pop-culture history (who also might or might not be clinically depressed). Is it a Sarah Kane play? Perhaps something by Arthur Miller? Why, no!…
Moon Over Buffalo at JCat Community Theatre through September 25
The Fantasticks at the Pelican Playhouse September 25
Night Train to Bolina at the Ring Theatre through September 24
Cameron Crowe’s rock doc Pearl Jam Twenty, which premiered last night at a packed Tower Theater, fittingly begins with aerial shots of Seattle. Then it quickly cuts to footage from a local television interview of the band when it was just starting out. Frontman Eddie Vedder sits with his band…
The Amazing Shitshow! that is your Miami Dolphins fell to the Houston Texans for the sixth straight time, in a 23-13 ass-whoopin’ yesterday afternoon. The Dolphins are now 0-2 to start the season, have lost 11 of their last 12 games at home, can’t convert a third down for dick,…
What’s better than diverse and subversive stage readings presented by young, hungry, and driven actors? Nothing, except when those stage readings also include music, audience interaction, and cheap admission. Ground Up & Rising, the award-winning theater and film organization, is doing just that for its fall season with the reading…
Jelly Belly at the African Heritage Cultural Arts Center through October 2
‘Night, Mother at the Pelican Theatre through September 25
All the talk before this season began was how Chad Henne and the Miami Dolphins offense was just a massive pile of deer shit. But when Henne started things off last night’s season opener against the New England Patriots by leading the Fins on a 12-play, 84-yard opening touchdown drive,…
It’s bad enough the Miami Dolphins are mired in a giant shit sack of mediocrity year after year. But the dudes who decide who plays whom in the NFL have also decided to dookie all over our football team by saddling it with a crap-tacularly difficult schedule. The Fins have…
The Brothers Size at GableStage through October 2
Every now and then, a play with a fantastic script comes along and is utterly wrecked by stiff acting and shitty phoned-in directing that makes you want to jam a dental drill into your eye socket. GableStage’s production of The Brothers Size, which opened last night at the Biltmore, is…
A daughter does some household chores and prepares to give her mother a manicure when she suddenly and indifferently notifies Mom that she’s going to kill herself in a few hours. It might sound like an obscure B-side ’90s Springsteen song, but it’s actually the plot to ‘Night Mother. Alliance…
Tarell McCraney’s The Brothers Size grows at GableStage
From Cain and Abel to the dudes from Oasis, brothers have a long history of fighting and generally acting like pricks with one another. Sometimes it’s jealousy. Other times it’s because they simply have nothing in common. In The Brothers Size, which opens this weekend at GableStage, two male siblings…
The Dolphins lost 17-13 to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers last night. But Chad Henne played well, so… EVERYTHING IS TOTALLY GOING TO BE OKAY NOW!The third pre-season game is generally considered the most important, since it’s where the first-teamers get the most playing time before the real games begin. It’s…
From Cain and Abel to the dudes from Oasis, brothers have a long history of fighting and generally acting like pricks with each other. Sometimes it’s jealousy. Other times it’s because they simply have nothing in common. In the play The Brothers Size, two brothers living in the Louisiana bayou…
So My Grandmother Died, Blah Blah Blah is Paul Tei’s funny, trippy mind blast
Henry V, which opens this Friday at New Theatre, is one of William Shakespeare’s most memorable plays featuring arguably his most noble and heroic character, the valiant King Henry.But Henry seems to be the exception in a long line of Shakespearean characters who were complete and total assholes. Amoral, power-hungry,…
The Miami Dolphins signed ex-Chiefs running back Larry Johnson as they continue to bolster and tinker with their running back corps, which was probably the only spot on the roster that didn’t entirely suck raccoon balls last year. Johnson’s best and only good seasons were 2005 and 2006, when he…
