Awaken the Henry Within

William Shakespeare’s plays are well known for their sad soliloquies and tragic endings, and mothers sleeping with their sons, and men dressed as women. But some folks might not appreciate the fact that the Bard also knew how to write stirring, badass, motivational speeches. They can be found mostly in…

Downtown Full Moon Party: Fire, Breasts, and Dancing

The monthly Downtown Full Moon Party is ostensibly a holistic journey geared to getting our earthly bodies closer to their spiritual being so they can harmoniously connect with the rhythms of the universe. But it’s really just another excuse to get shit-faced and watch some dude swing a stick of…

Dolphins Beat Falcons, Still Look Like Crap

The good news is football season started again last night. The bad news is the Miami Dolphins still pretty much blow.The Dolphins visited the Atlanta Falcons for the first game of the 2011 pre-season and, while the Fins ultimately delivered the 28-23 victory, it was mostly thanks to the second…

Give Them Grief

Actor Paul Tei, whom you might know as Barry the money launderer on Burn Notice, founded the Mad Cat Theatre Company 11 years ago to produce original, off-the-wall plays. You can always count on Mad Cat to extract the marrow from any subject, poke it, prod it, and make you…

Stage Door’s Suds is Awash in Campy Goodness

It’s fitting that the Broward Stage Door launched its new Miami home at the Byron Carlyle with the musical Suds. The old theatre is a monolith of nostalgia. It’s a large block of granite with tight theatre seating and pseudo art deco architecture that once served as a movie house…

Chivas Upsets FC Barcelona In Front of Record Crowd at Sun Life Stadium

We were part of the raucous record crowd of 70,080 that was in attendance at last night’s Herbalife World Football Challenge soccer match between FC Barcelona and Chivas Guadalajara at Sun Life Stadium. And holy assballs was the place one gargantuan soccer party complete with trumpets, fireworks, and fans yelling…

Main Street Players Gets Controversial With Extremities

Extremities, which opened last night at the Main Street Playhouse, is a play that sheds a light on the perils of the crime of rape. Is the victim partly responsible and inviting violence because of the way she’s dressed? Does the victim have a right to exercise her own brand…

Miami Stage Door Theatre Kicks Off with Campy Musical Suds

The Broward Stage Door Theatre company etched a name for itself on stages in Coral Springs and Wilton Manors by tackling some of Broadway’s bigger, more lavish productions and winning a 2011 Carbonell for best musical (Mack & Mabel).Now Stage Door is taking its talents to North Beach with the…

El Malentendido Gets Existential at the Arsht

El Malentendido, the International Hispanic Theatre Festival’s Spanish-language version of Albert Camus’s dipped-in-irony-titled play The Misunderstanding, opened last night at the Arsht Center. The production, translated into Spanish and directed by Mario Ernesto Sanchez, is awash in melodrama and overwrought performances. But that’s a good thing. Led by the electric Neher Jacqueline…

Wash-O-Rama of Love

There’s nothing like finding love in a laundromat. Especially when it’s set to snazzy dance moves and oldies music. Suds, which is launching the opening of the new Miami Beach Stage Door at the Byron Carlyle Theatre in North Beach, is a bubbly musical comedy about three teenage girls trying…