Florida Man Butt Dials 911 While Discussing Selling Drugs

There’s nothing worse than butt dialing the wrong person at the wrong time, and even in those instances there’s probably few things worse than butt dialing 911 while talking about selling drugs.Matthew Dollarhide, 19 of Orange City, Florida, was driving a tow truck with two passengers when all three begin…

30 Rock‘s 24 Best Florida Jokes

Tonight 30 Rock ends its seven-season run as one of America’s most acclaimed, and least watched sitcoms.Anyone who did watch though probably picked up on the show’s numerous references to Florida through out the years. There are some shows set in Florida that didn’t even mention our complicated penis of…

Reggie Bush Not Likely Returning to Dolphins

Reggie Bush may have been one of the bigger names on the Dolphins squad for the past two years, and may have racked up two seasons close to 1,000 yards, but don’t expect him to come back.Though Bush has stated he’d like to stay in Miami, it’s looking more and…

FIU Players Take Recruit to a Strip Club; Tweet About It

If you’re a college football recruit who is also a strip club enthusiast, your best bet is to sign with the University of Miami. Failing that, you can always go to FIU. Because really, no one wants to see strippers in Tuscaloosa or South Bend.So really, we’re never really that…

Watch LeBron James Get Really Nervous Around President Obama

LeBron James isn’t intimidated by much. The Heat’s championship run last season was a testament to that. Though, when the team traveled to the White House today to be honored by President Obama, James seemed pretty starstruck and amazed he was actually being honored at the White House…

Here’s Video of the “Satanists” for Rick Scott Rally

So, it turned out that those “Satanists” who announced that they were rallying in favor of Rick Scott were really actors for a mockumentary about “the nicest Satanic cult in the world.” Though it may have been fiction, the rally still went down as planned this week on the steps…