The reason your hairs are standing up on your neck? Former Dolphins coach Nick Saban is back in town. He returns tonight to the same stadium where he coached the Miami Dolphins through two unremarkable seasons to lead Alabama, the team he left for, in the BCS championship.It wasn’t quite…
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Shane Battier: great three-point shooter. Horrible singer.That didn’t stop the Miami Heat forward from belting out the theme from The Love Boat on YouTube to promote his upcoming star-studded karaoke-themed charity gala…
As far as things found floating in Biscayne Bay, yesterday’s discovery of a headless goat and some decapitated roosters was pretty tame. So why are we acting like this is a thing that doesn’t happen all the time here?…
When police arrived to the home of Jeffrey O’Neil and Jennifer Kovacs in Oldsmar, Florida, they found guinea pigs, hedge hogs, squirrels, and seven Burmese pythons. They just couldn’t find the 16-month-old girl the couple was also supposed to be caring for…
Apparently Udonis Haslem was getting sick of sharing the “Mayor of Miami” nickname with Trick Daddy and Real Housewife Lea Black (in addition to, you know, the actual mayor of Miami), so he’s decided on a new handle. The Miami Heat star would now like to only be known as…
Tumblr is the social network for bored and lonely people to instantly indulge in every base urge, anxiety and whim. Upset at your boss? Reblog an image of Britney Spears rolling her eyes and affix a pointed caption. Feeling insecure? Post a scantily clad picture and watch the notes roll…
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Ron Turner’s Wikipedia page surely got a traffic spike this morning as FIU Golden Panthers fans tried to figure who the hell exactly the team had hired as their new coach.Yes, after the surprise firing of Mario Cristobal, Athletic Director Pete Garcia has chose Ron Turner, a man with a…
Whether you’re a Democrat, independent, or the apparently small number of Republicans left who realized that their party is still in control of the body and is probably better off in the long run without these two controversial South Florida schmucks creating distraction, can we all come together and agree…
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…
As if things couldn’t get worse for ex-NFLer Chad Johnson, Santa delivered some coal in his stocking on Christmas day in the form of pictures taken from a leaked sex time posted online. Johnson, who was kicked off the Dolphins roster this fall after a high profile domestic violence arrest,…
Here’s the truth about the war on drugs: You can pass new laws. You can carry out police stings. You can put people behind bars. You can squash one growing probably, like Florida did with pill mills. And, yet, even after all of that people are still going to find…
New Year’s Eve is the one time of year in Miami where you’ll actually see a club packed before midnight. Hell, we might be the only city in America where we actually have to make sure we get out of the door earlier than we usually do to make the…
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So remember when Gloria James, LeBron James’ mother, had herself a hell of a time at the LIV nightclub at the Fontainebleau in April 2011, stumbled out and after waiting over 30 minutes for a valet to get her car, she got so upset she slapped the guy? Well, the…
Venjah Hunte, one of the men currently sitting behind bars in connection with the murder of Washington Redskins and former University of Miami star Sean Taylor, has issued a two-and-a-half page apology for his part in the high-profile crime.”To begin I would like to send my deepest apology to the…
Poor Zachariah Dalton Howard. After failing miserably at trying to rob a convenience store, the dejected would-be robber sulked over to another store. Not to rob it, but to call his mom so she could pick him up…
Paul Eggers Greene, an 18-year-old from Charlotte County, ended 2012 in an unholy manner. Clad in just shorts and socks, he started yelling in a middle of a street that he was Jesus and then bit a deputy who intervened.Can you believe that drugs are suspected?…
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While Marlins assistant general manager Dan Jennings insists the team isn’t actively looking to sell its lone remaining star Giancarlo Stanton, he is publicly stating that if the right deal came along the team would be open to unload him. Which is sort of like sitting on a street corner…
On one hand, monogamy is boring. On the other, jealousy is a strange, unpredictable emotion. So you should really think things through before inviting your friend to have a threesome with you and your wife or else things could end up involving a baseball bat. (And not even in a…
