Here’s the good news: the Miami Dolphins are not yet mathematically eliminated from playoff contention. Here’s the bad news: according to Sports Club Stats they have about a 0.6 percent chance of actually getting to the playoffs. In fact, of all teams that are still left in playoff contention, the…
In a state of 19.1 million people, only about 50,000 bothered to vote in the online contest to pick the next design of Florida’s default license plate. Probably because all of them were pretty bland and boring. Anyway, we now have a winner and it might have been our favorite…
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Steven Bauer, the Cuban-American actor best known for his roles in Scarface and ¿Qué Pasa, USA? was arrested yesterday by Sweetwater police on a 12-year-old outstanding warrant…
Welcome to the first annual WTF Florida Awards ceremony. It’s the only award show celebrating the special brand of bizarre depravity we excel at down here in the Sunshine State. Black tie isn’t required. In fact, jorts and a NASCAR cap are preferred.We’ll be giving away awards in four categories…
Miami-Dade Police have arrested 16-year-old Austin Lee Bowling for making threats to shoot up the Miami Lakes Educational Center on the one-week anniversary of the the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary in Connecticut. In addition to threats about shooting fellow students, Bowling also tweeted that he had no sympathy for…
An argument that started over bad service at a Little Caesar’s Pizza shop has lead to a shooting and a man claiming his innocence under Florida’s controversial “Stand Your Ground” law.Randall White, who is 49 years old, got angry when his vegetable thin crust pizza took longer than 10 minutes…
Florida Gov. Rick Scott — a man who has signed laws forbidding doctors from asking about patients’ gun ownership and forcing municipalities to stop enforcing stricter local gun laws — was silent today about gun laws when asked about the Sandy Hook massacre…
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Pinellas County Sheriff’s deputies were forced to shoot and kill a 60-year-old naked man who confronted them with a shotgun over the weekend.The incident occurred yesterday, and originally started as a domestic dispute. The man, Danny Meredith, got in an argument with his wife, 56-year-old Donna Meredith. Donna decided to…
Narcy Novack will spend the rest of her life in prison after being found guilty of hiring men to kill her husband, Ben Novack Jr., and her mother-in-law Bernice Novack. The victims were the son and widow on Ben Novack, the man who built Miami Beach’s famed Fontainebleau resort…
What happens when you put a bunch of Florida Republican reps up in Disney’s swanky Grand Floridian resort in Orlando? Apparently some drunken, rowdy nonsense. No one knows exactly what went down on a night in November, but Speaker of the House Will Weatherford says he’s looking into it…
A woman in Reddick, Florida, didn’t even have to open her front door to realize she had been robbed. That’s because thieves stole her driveway. Well, the brick pavers that made up the driveway to be exact…
Florida is on pace to become the first state to issue its one millionth active concealed carry permit sometime next week, as more than 167,000 permits are issued each year. Florida has already issued more concealed carry permits than any other state, and is set to become the first to…
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Reggie Bush’s contract with the Miami Dolphins is up at the end of the season, and so far there’s no indication that the team has any interest in resigning the running back. Bush himself is now openly doubting that he’ll be back in aqua and coral next year…
It takes a lot of balls to straight up pack your luggage full of nothing but cocaine. For an unknown drug trafficker that gamble didn’t pay off.Federal customs agents at Miami International Airport uncovered 230 pounds of cocaine packed inside three suitcases yesterday…
Riptide has noticed perhaps the most Hialeah picture of all time floating around Facebook this past week. It appears to show a dead pig riding shotgun in a convertible down a highway in Miami’s redheaded stepchild of a suburb. Words fail us…
In a bizarre and frightening attempt to save his failing marriage, 49-year-old Robert Ball of Pasco County prove he may be one of the worst husband of all time. Ball invited his estranged wife over to his house, and then forced her at knifepoint on a serious of strange dates that…
Fair not, ‘Canes fans. Despite another round of rumors that a school was interested in poaching head coach Al Golden, the man in the orange tie has once again reconfirmed his commitment to the Coral Gables school. Rumors were floating as early as last week that Golden was being considered in…
Remember that crazy WhiteHouse.gov petition demanding that Florida be let free from the United State of America? Well, it’s been thirty days since the thing went live, and under the petition rules established Obama administration, any petition that gets 25,000 signatures within 30 days must get an official response. The…
