Cuba Has Banned Reggaeton

Raul Castro is your grumpy old neighbor who’s always yelling at you to “turn that crap down.”The Castro administration has banned “vulgar and banal” music with a direct eye towards reggaeton…

The World’s Most Tasteful Car: A Porsche Covered in Britto

Sometimes we get sick of being mean all the time. So, we’re going to pretend we have nice things to say about this. Miami’s premier artist Romero Britto has created a wonderfully beautiful and tasteful special edition Porsche roadster that will be roaming the streets of Miami this weekend. …

Butch Davis Doesn’t Want that FIU Job Anyway

Sorry Golden Panthers fans, your team won’t be getting former Hurricanes coach Butch Davis. After the shocking firing of head coach Mario Cristobal, rumors emerged that Davis was the school’s top choice. Which made a certain amount of sense, considering Davis has a long history with FIU’s Athletic Director Pete Garcia. …

Poll: Marco Rubio Astoundingly Unpopular Among Hispanic Voters

Florida Senator Marco Rubio is unbelievably popular in his party. A full 62 percent of Republicans have a favorable opinion of Rubio. Just 8 percent have an unfavorably opinion. That’s a positive 54 point split. Perhaps some of that appeal comes from the increasingly common idea floating in Republican circles…

Marco Rubio’s Leadership PAC Called a “Political Slush Fund”

Like most high profile politicians, Florida Senator Marco Rubio has a leadership PAC. His is titled Reclaim America, and has the stated purpose of ;”supporting candidates just like [Rubio] all across the country that will go to Washington to make a real difference for America’s future.”Unlike most pol’s leadership PACs,…

Mario Cristobal: We Built FIU “From a Hole in the Ground”

Do you have a college football team that’s little more than a couple JuCo rejects and a dream? Is it basically a hole in the ground? Well, freshly fired former FIU coach Mario Cristobal would like to remind everyone that he specializes in turning laughingstocks into semi-respectable players. Perhaps most…

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Butch Davis Top Candidate For FIU Job?

Perhaps FIU’s surprise firing of Mario Cristobal this morning makes a little bit more sense now. Butch Davis, the man who helped rebuild the Miami Hurricanes in the late ’90s, is rumored to be the top candidate for the job…

Marco Rubio Says Homosexuality Is a Sin

In the latest example of Marco Rubio giving confusing answers to basic questions that try to straddle the line between strict Bible bumpin’ and sane, the Florida senator says that his faith informs him that homosexuality is a sin. Though, he went on to clarify that lots of things are…

Mario Cristobal Fired as FIU Football Coach

Just a season ago, FIU football coach Mario Cristobal’s name was being tossed around as a possibility for some very high profile coaching gigs at bigger schools. Instead he decided to stick with the Golden Panthers. Apparently loyalty doesn’t pay. The school fired Cristobal today after a disappointing 3-9 season…

Florida Bill Would Allow Advertising on School Buses

Your kids’ ride to school every morning could soon be sponsored by Coca-Cola, Kendall Toyota or Disney Channel. A new bill introduced in the Florida House of Representatives would allow school districts to sell advertising space directly on the school bus…