Miami is definitely a city of lust and passion, but romance? We’re not entirely sold. We mean, is stumbling out of a club at 4 a.m. and making out with someone whose name you barely know in the sands behind a lifeguard stand romantic?Yet, Miami has been ranked America’s third…
This is a silly, stupid little post to be writing. The Heat will of course stage a magnificent comeback tonight and go on to emerge victorious in the finals, because whatever powers that rule the universe will decide to give Miami, this muggy land of hurricanes, poverty, foreclosures and zombie…
Despite all the hubbub floating around about bath salts, so far a preliminary toxicology report has only found marijuana in Rudy Eugene’s system. That doesn’t mean that Eugene, who ate a man’s face near the MacArthur Causeway over Memorial Day weekend, hadn’t used other substances. The full toxicology report will…
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Latin crooner Marc Anthony is hitting up the Fillmore on June 26, but perhaps the more exciting news is that his opening act is President Barack Obama. The two are hitting up the historic concert hall for a fundraiser, and tickets are selling for up to $5,000…
It’s going to be the classiest, finest film studio in all of the world. Or at least that’s what Donald Trump’s company seems to think.The Trump Organization has unveiled plans to incorporate an 800-acre studio city down near Homestead in the southern reaches of Miami-Dade County dubbed, what else, Trump…
Dude, you know you can get your parking validated at the Barnes & Noble, right?Juan Felipe Rodriguez, 19, turned himself into police late last night, after allegedly stabbing Sunset Place parking attendant Jimmy Richard Womble, 23, after arguing over an $8 parking fee…
In the wake of the “Miami Zombie” attack and some other cannibal-tinged news stories, we’ve already established that there isn’t a zombie apocalypse. Or is there? Last night on The Colbert Report, America’s favorite fake pundit Stephen Colbert wasn’t so sure…
A good chunk of the sports media and NBA fandom relishes holding up LeBron James as the biggest sports villain that ever did live, so much so that every little flaw is blown up out of proportion and presented as proof that he falls somewhere on the evil spectrum between…
Florida is once again shaping up to be the biggest battleground of the 2012 election, and many election prognosticators have pointed out it’s would be nearly impossible for President Barack Obama to win Florida and still lose the general election. Though a poll in May showed Mitt Romney with a…
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A masseuse died at Chris Bosh’s Miami Beach home on Sunday morning, according to Local 10. The cause of death has not yet been released, but according to a Miami Beach Police report, that woman had battled cancer less than a year before…
As if Carly Rae Jepsen’s perfect little pop tune “Call Me Maybe” wasn’t already set to become the song of the summer, the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders have come along to help bounce it in that direction. Yeah, there’s certainly a lot of bouncing going on in this video.While on location…
Well this couldn’t have come at a more opportune time. Today, the Miami-Dade County Commission took the first step towards adopting a strict ban on synthetic marijuana products. It comes hot on the heels of news that a North Miami Beach man on some sort of synthetic drug tried to…
Another week, another local man on synthetic drugs showing bizarre behavior with a penchant for biting others. Brandon DeLeon, a North Miami Beach man, is under arrest for walking into a Boston Market and trying to get into a fight with two police officers who were dining at the restaurant…
We will savor any good news linked to our tiny little indulgences. So thank you, University of Miami and University of South Florida researchers, for confirming that there is a link between in taking moderately high levels of caffeine on a daily basis and the avoidance of Alzheimer’s disease…
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As if we needed any more evidence that Florida nightlife anywhere outside of the 305 absolutely sucks, a recent foam party over in Naples failed so hard that it sent at least 40 people to the hospital. Some of the victims even ended up in wheelchairs. There wasn’t even any…
It was really only a matter of time before some high profile, right wing homophobe somehow decided to connect the Miami zombie attack to gays. Their thought process must be, “Something horrible happened? Well, obviously somehow the gays are involved.”Bryan Fischer, the director of Issues Analysis for the American Family…
Chris Bosh is coming back for Game 5 of the Heat-Celtics series, according to ESPN. We haven’t been this excited about anything Bosh-related since he first signed with the Heat, because good basketball lord the Heat seriously need something to get them over the hump and finish off this series…
Have you ever seen a zombie movie? The zombies usually get shot. Which is a pretty good reason never to roam the streets pretending to be a zombie any other day besides Halloween. Vitaly Zdorovetskiy learned the lesson the hard way, as he taped his exploits chasing after people in…
Read Jeb Bush’s lips: “Maybe a few new taxes.”The former Republican Governor of Florida came out today in favor of slight increases in taxes to reduce the federal budget deficit. Though he had one big caveat: every $1 in new taxes should be accompanied with a $10 cut to federal…
