We might have been a bit grossed out by the amount of borderline-pervy attention Lauren Tannehill, the wife of Dolphins’ first-round pick Ryan Tannehill, received after draft day, but apparently she wasn’t. She may or may not have already shot a photo spread for Maxim. However, as far as Maxim…
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George Zimmerman is headed back to jail. The man who killed Trayvon Martin has had his bond revoked after prosecutors alleged he lied during testimony during his bond hearing. Zimmerman and his wife failed to disclose that they had raised $200,000 from supporters online and that Zimmerman had two passports…
Woah, woah, woah, buddy, who do you think you are? A TSA agent? Sorry, but airport U.S. Customs and Border Patrol Officers have no right to touch passengers against their will.Officer Paulo Morales, 47, was arrested today after being indicted yesterday on charges related to groping female passengers…
The “Taj Miami” is not exactly a regularly penthouse, as much as it is a unique glass mansion literally built atop a 40-story skyscraper in Brickell. The unique piece of Miami real estate is now back on the market and could be yours for just $4.2 million…
Do you think Boston fans are blaming Wednesday’s Celtics loss on the weak play of team’s veteran core? No, of course not. They’re blaming it on the refs. That’s just what Boston Celtics fans do. They may have a long list of rivalries with other actual teams, but everyone knows…
Miami likes to pride itself as a trendsetting metro, but this is ridiculous.In the wake of the now infamous “Miami Zombie” face-eating attack, several other stories about mentally disturbed people either eating or doing other horrifically bizarre things to body parts have popped up in the media. Which either means…
Well, it’s better than Brett Ratner Day.Miami-Dade County Commissioner Sally Heyman has issued a proclamation officially recognizing June 5 as “Michael Bay Day.” Yes, Michael Bay the director of Bad Boys, Transformers, and the upcoming Pain and Gain.Unfortunately, the day will probably not be celebrated appropriately by crashing a tractor-trailer…
Riptide used to get a sick kick out of driving over the Julia Tuttle Causeway and informing our visiting friends we were now directly above America’s most infamous sex offender colony. Of course, that’s no longer there, so instead we’ll just take the MacArthur Causeway to the Beach and casually…
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Talk about an exhibitionist streak. Ashley Holton, 35, was arrested this weekend after she was masturbating on the side of Highway 484 in Ocala, Florida. Her self-pleasuring antics even slowed down traffic on the roadway.Holton didn’t seem to mind. She was enjoying herself so much that when a police officer…
By all accounts, Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi was supposed to fly this weekend to a lavish luxury resort with a couple dozen of her closest friends, family and colleagues (including Gov. Rick Scott) and tie the knot with her fiance, Dr. Greg Henderson. Then something happened. No one is…
The Miami Marlins started the season with the most expensive tickets in the league. Granted, that was for their opening day game against the defending world champs in their brand new stadium, but according to a site that aggregates secondary market tickets prices, the Marlins now have the least in…
Barring a major scandal or a major demographic change in his district, local Rep. Mario Diaz-Balart isn’t in danger of losing his seat anytime soon, and anyone trying to beat him isn’t going to get much attention. Unless of course the person running against Diaz-Balart decides to do something crazy,…
According to Dan Rather, of all reporters, a source close to Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez says his cancer has reached its final stages and the dictator is not expected to live for more than a few more months. Reports of Chavez’s failing health first emerged when he mysteriously flew to…
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Ronald Poppo is currently in critical condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital after having large portions of his face chewed off by Rudy Eugene on Saturday near the MacArthur Causeway. However, it’s not Poppo’s first trip to Jackson Memorial Hospital after receiving near-fatal injuries in downtown Miami. Poppo was shot at…
It’s actually kind of hilarious how far Republican candidates try to flee from any connection to Charlie Crist considering that the former Governor remains modestly popular among Floridians who are not true believers in the conservative moment. In fact, he’s a lot more popular than our current, strictly conservative Republican…
New arrest numbers are out from Miami Beach during the four-day Memorial Day weekend that now coincides with the loosely organized Urban Beach Week. Despite a beefed-upped police presence, cops made just 373 arrests this year compared to 431 last year.So who was getting arrested? The vast majority were black…
The Miami Marlins are only the third favorite baseball team of Floridians according to a new Quinnipiac poll. Which is quite odd once you remember Florida is only home to two major league baseball teams. In fact, Florida’s favorite team doesn’t even play in Florida. Yes, the New York Yankees…
Proposing to your girlfriend isn’t brain surgery. Just get down on one knee and pop the ring out of your jacket pocket. Boom. Done. Though, thanks to Hollywood romcoms and such, every proposal is expected to be some creative, ephemeral, tear jerking experience.So, Dr. Steve Carr, an actual brain surgeon,…
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