305 Photo of the Day: Neon Bambi

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WSVN Thinks FIU Golden Panthers Are in NHL Playoffs

Riptide has gone on record admitting we don’t know much about hockey, but at least we’re able to tell the difference between the collegiate FIU Golden Panthers (who do not have a hockey team) and the NHL’s Florida Panthers. Apparently WSVN knows less about hockey than we know…

State Sen. Nan Rich to Run Against Rick Scott in 2014

Florida’s next gubernatorial election is more than two years away, but if Gov. Rick Scott’s popularity remains below sea level, there’s a good chance a Democrat could emerge victorious for the first time since 1994. The question is, of course, which Democrat?State Sen. Nan Rich, the top Democrat in the…

305 Photo of the Day: Blown

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Marc Sarnoff Creates a Park to Quell New Sex Offender Encampment

Yesterday marked the two-year anniversary of the day the final sex offenders moved out from the infamous encampment under the Julia Tuttle Causeway. However, the problems that created the camp in the first place haven’t been totally eased, and earlier this year sex offenders started popping up in a road…

Maserati Wedged Under a Jeep and Into a Porsche at Epic Hotel

Miami’s roads are known for two things: insanely bad driving and fancy cars. It’s always a shame when the two combine, especially when a wreck involves somewhere in the neighborhood of $400,000 worth of automotive extravagance.Friday night out front of the Epic Hotel in downtown a Maserati GranTurismo S (worth…

SNL Takes on Trayvon Martin and Ozzie Guillen

Saturday Night Live dove full-on into the Trayvon Martin case this weekend. Of course, there’s not a whole lot humor to be found in the specifics of the case, so instead the show lampooned CNN’s Piers Morgan, Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen (played by host Josh Brolin), and Florida in…