Zeddie Little, the dashing being captured mid-marathon looking like Derek Zoolander, is sweeping the internet as “the ridiculously photogenic guy.” Well, what do you know, we’ve found another interesting photo of a, uh, distinguished mug running right on Rick Scott’s Flickr. Unfortunately for Scott, people do not love him nearly…
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The Barton G. empire is known for its restaurants, catering and event planning, but now it plans to expand even further by entering the magazine world. Yes, the makers of your favorite fancy hors d’oeuvres are now trying their hands at making your new favorite magazine. Sounds like a great…
If you’re driving a stolen vehicle and are “not trying to go to jail,” it’s best to keep a low profile. You shouldn’t do anything to draw attention yourself. You certainly shouldn’t pull over and drop a number two on the side of one of Florida’s busiest highways. Basically, don’t…
More than 40,000 giant African land snails have been collected in South Florida since the outbreak was detected in Coral Gables in September last year, according to CBS Miami. The invasive slimeballs eat almost everything in their path and apparently multiply faster than rabbits. To put that number in perspective, just 18,000…
Damn white people, really?Two new polls conducted by Reuters and The Washington Post show stark divides by race and ethnicity when it comes to perceptions about the death of Miami Gardens teen Trayvon Martin. A majority of minorities feels that Martin’s homicide was unjustifiable, while only about a third of…
Did you guys hear the Florida Panthers are in the Stanley Cup Playoffs? You guys heard of the Florida Panthers? You guys even heard of hockey?No? Well, great, this guide is for you. Being native Floridians we’re glad that our team has finally broken their playoff slump. We’d like to…
Hey, pssst, I’ve got a plot of beachfront property in beautiful Hialeah to sell you for just $10K. Yeah, I’m just gonna need your social and bank account info, and it’s as good as yours.Yes, to no one’s surprise 247WallSt.com has ranked our sunny state of Florida number one in…
In our latest example of why we hate politics in Florida because way too many people involved act like children, let us now examine the letters sent between the chairs of the Florida Democratic Party and the Republican Party of Florida this morning over GOP Rep. Allen West’s comments about…
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It was Rihanna, one of our greatest and most poetic songbirds, who once sang, “Please don’t stop the, please don’t stop the, please don’t stop the music.”A 17-year-old girl in Vero Beach didn’t get the message and ended up getting bit in the leg by her drunk mother…
What are you doing in this house, school bus? School buses don’t belong in houses. Go back on the street where you belong, school bus.Oh, it was all that asshole SUV’s fault? You really are a jerk, SUV. Thankfully, you didn’t cause any serious injuries to humans, SUV. Updated. …
Cheney Mason, the lawyer who will forever be known as the guy who got Casey Anthony off charges of killing her daughter, has decided to open his mouth about the Trayvon Martin case. His remarks were not only critical of Florida special prosecutor Angela Corey, but also of Trayvon Martin’s…
You always have to watch your tongue when you’re on the air; otherwise you could end up accusing your co-anchor of having incestuous relationships with her kids. That’s what WSVN’s Today in South Florida host Diana Diaz recently did when she flubbed an ad-libbed line about cohost Christine Cruz…
George Zimmerman will finally be charged in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin, according to a report from the Washington Post. The charges will be announced in a news conference later this afternoon. However, it’s not clear what charges Zimmerman will face.Update at 6:07 p.m.: While emphasizing that she based…
Florida’s 2012 Senate election is shaping up to be as ridiculous as ever. Connie Mack IV, whom you might remember has been characterized by his Republican opponents as “the Charlie Sheen of Florida Politics,” released a web ad today linking incumbent Democratic Sen. Bill Nelson to coked-up monkeys. …
Well, at least some people think Isiah Thomas was a good basketball coach.The former NBA All-Star and failed New York Knicks coach last week was fired as head coach of Florida International University’s men’s basketball team. His players staged a walkout during an awards banquet, and now some of them want…
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Seven Miami Beach employees and a Miami-Dade cop found themselves hit with public corruption charges today in two separate cases. In the first, code compliance officers and firefighters allegedly accepted cash payoffs from South Beach nightclubs to ignore code issues that might have closed the establishments.In the second, a firefighter…
If there’s perhaps one thing the Trayvon Martin case has taught us, it’s that we should all wait until more facts come to light before we make any absolute judgment. This is at least what a lot of my friends on the right have been telling me. Of course, now…
Anyone familiar with Miami wasn’t surprised that Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen’s comments about Fidel Castro set off a fire storm. But certain folks in the sports world were off on the sidelines scratching their heads or muttering things about how baseball managers aren’t diplomats. Some are even defending Guillen. That…
Apparently the spirit of Sen. Joseph McCarthy lives on in South Florida Rep. Allen West. While President Barack Obama was speaking yesterday in Boca Raton, West spoke to supporters in nearby Palm City and said he’s heard that up to 80 of the 190 Democratic members of Congress are actually…
