Ultra Music Festival is taking it to the streets — literally. A few blocks of northbound lanes of Biscayne Boulevard will be closed Thursday night through early Monday morning. Plan your route accordingly, and as a favor to yourself and the drivers who can’t avoid it, consider staying out of…
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Do you guys enjoy watching people with apparent mental health issues explode in tragic fits of rage? Yeah, you probably do, because you’re the internet, and you’re sick, twisted fucks, so we guess we’ll blog about this video of a Florida Atlantic University student caught on camera during some sort…
Mishelle Salzgeber, a 20-year-old resident of Dade City, was booked into a New Port Richey jail after failing a drug test and violating her probation. During an x-ray scan, jail personnel detected a bottle hidden inside Salzgeber’s vagina and uncovered her plan to cheat on a drug test…
In what is perhaps a sign that some in the GOP establishment are growing wary off the drawn-out Republican presidential primary and are ready to rally around a frontrunner, former Florida governor Jeb Bush broke his neutral stance this morning and officially endorsed Mitt Romney…
Genting Group shocked South Florida when it bought up the Miami Herald’s current bayfront property and unveiled its ostentatious plans for Resort World Miami. The proposed project looked like a futuristic, alien city, with 10 million square feet of space, two hotel towers, two condo towers, a giant convention center,…
The number of “justifiable” deaths in Florida that have resulted from self defense has tripled since 2005 when then-Governor Jeb Bush signed the “Stand Your Ground” law. That’s the same law that has so far kept George Zimmerman out of jail for shooting 17-year-old Trayvon Martin. Though, even the original…
Oh man, have we ever missed Joey Porter and his big, fat, flapping mouth. He talked himself out of town back in 2010. Porter pretty much got fired after ripping the team’s management and then coach Tony Sparano. Rest assured, he still has words for Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland and…
I’m starting to think that Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland is more incompetent than he is idiotic. If he was just plain stupid, he’d probably be hot in the chase of Tim Tebow right now, and, well, we told you how we feel about that yesterday. Thankfully, according to reports…
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It’s been almost a month since George Zimmerman tracked down and fatally shot 17-year-old Miami native Trayvon Martin in a Stanford, Florida, gated community, and Zimmerman remains a free man with no charges filed. Today, the state attorney for Brevard and Seminole counties announced that a grand jury will look…
Remember George Rekers, the anti-gay activist and Baptist minister whom& Miami New Times caught procuring the services of a male escort from RentBoy.com in 2010? Well, what do you know, RentBoy.com’s annual award show, appropriately called “The Hookies,” is coming up, and the organization thought briefly about giving an honorary…
Last night, it wasn’t so great to be a Miami Hurricane. Both the University of Miami men’s and women’s basketball teams saw their seasons come to an end by being upset in their respective tournaments by much lower seeded teams…
President Barack Obama was just at the University of Miami, so you’d think that his staff could get the name of the school correct. Apparently not. The White House sent out a press release today describing University of Miami president Donna Shalala as “President of Miami University.”Miami University is a…
Yeah, yeah, we all know the Fox News Channel is hardly an accurate or impartial news source and is practically an official wing of the Republican Party (or is the GOP a wing of Fox News? Who knows anymore), but rarely is one of their employees so blatant about it…
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Harry Agustin Duncan Maslivar, the winner of the male beauty pageant title of Mr. Panama 2004, looks pretty good in black and white stripped swim trunks. He probably won’t looks quite as good in black and white stripped prison garb though. That’s what he’s facing after being popped for trying…
A Jacksonville man headed to the Bottom Upz strip club this weekend with hopes of seeing the ladies deprived of their clothes. Apparently something went horribly wrong and he was the one who ended up without his clothes, and without his truck…
So, Peyton Manning has chosen to play for the Denver Broncos, which officially ends the reign of Tebowmania in Colorado.What does that mean for the Dolphins? The sports media has already cued up the Tebow-to-Miami talks. We’d rather they hit the kill button. Nothing about that makes sense…
While most of America was belligerently chanting about the luck of the Irish this weekend, one Ireland was having what might have been the worst weekend of his professional life: Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland. He officially lost Peyton Manning, and then he missed out on Matt Flynn too.Now, Steelers…
A woman walking to her car after Aventura Mall closed last night made a gruesome discovery: the body of a dead man. Now police have confirmed that the man committed suicide by jumping from the top of one mega-mall’s parking garages…
Reid Welch, the self-appointed nemesis of Miami City Commissioner Marc Sarnoff who once told Riptide, “I inhale propane gas to get high, but I am not the least bit nutty,” has been arrested once again. Welch has been charged with aggravated stalking for breaking a restraining order that ordered him…
