How pathetic are the Dolphins’ front office? They couldn’t even secure a meeting with Peyton Manning on their own and had to enlist the help of Dan Marino. Yep, despite not having played for the ‘Fins for 13 years and not having any official affiliation with the team, Marino continues…
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Ivanna Villanueva, the 19-year-old who struck and killed a 68-year-old woman last October while allegedly under the influence, wants to do community service. The hitch: She wants to do it at Ultra Music Festival next weekend, and the family members of her victim are none too pleased…
It’s been almost three weeks now since Trayvon Martin, a 17-year-old from Miami, was shot to death by a neighborhood watchman in his father’s Orlando-area suburb. Yet by George Zimmerman, the self proclaimed watchman, remains free. He claims he acted in self defense, a position bolstered by the state’s Stand…
Once again, the University of Miami’s women’s basketball team is a third seed in the NCAA tournament, and once again President Barack Obama has snubbed them. Just like last year, the president predicts the Lady Canes will make a second round exit against a sixth seed team, this time at…
Peyton Manning has officially told the Miami Dolphins he won’t be suiting up in aqua and orange next season. It’s another embarrassing failure for owner Stephen Ross and GM Jeff Ireland, and there’s even some suggestions that Manning only took the meeting with the Fins as a favor to Dan…
As the great Goddess Aaliyah once said, “If at first you don’t succeed, dust yourself off and try again.” And that’s exactly what a bank robber did this morning in record time. After failing to rob one bank in downtown Miami, he just walked down the street and hit up…
You thought your last first date was bad? At least it wasn’t with Anthony Maldanado.The 18-year-old Miami Gardens resident met a Coral Springs woman at a party and agreed to take her out on a date. However, while he chatted her up at a restaurant, he had an accomplice break…
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Barack Obama continues to hold the slightest of edges over the GOP field among voters in the crucial swing state of Florida according to the latest Rasmussen Reports poll.While it’s statistically irrelevant, Santorum does actually pull closer to Obama than Mitt Romney. Up until now the general thinking is that…
Apparently LeBron James isn’t the only Heat star with a sometimes embarrassing parent. Dwyane Wade’s father, Dwyane Wade Sr., was ejected from the United Arena last night during the Bulls-Heat game, reportedly for yelling obscenities. Jeez, what a big fucking bag of dicks. Updated. …
Never mind the fact that Connie Mack IV’s history of bar brawls and financial problems have been talked about heavily for the past month. It hasn’t apparently hurt his campaign in any way. The Republican Senate hopeful has opened a seven-point lead over Democratic incumbent Bill Nelson…
The notorious red light cameras in North Bay Village see all and fine all for running a red light without discrimination, even those who no human traffic cop would dare right up. Like, for example, those taking part in a funeral procession. Yet, the cameras apparently made no exception for…
So, Dr. Michael Salzhauer, a Bal Harbor plastic surgeon, decided to commission a music video to promote his nose-job services to a young audience. Here is a comprehensive list of (almost) everything in the video that could be considered offensive: the song’s name, “Jewcan Sam”; making light of teen bullying;…
The family that pays fines together, binds together, we guess.Both Miami Mayor Tomás Regalado and his daughter Raquel Regalado, a Miami-Dade School Board member, have been fined for sloppy bookkeeping during his 2009 campaign for office…
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Did Obama coast to victory just because he had a deeper voice than John McCain? Did Alex Sink lose to Rick Scott in the Florida governor’s race because of her high-pitched southern twang? New research by a University of Miami political science professor suggests it may be part of the…
Who the hell is in charge of the Miami Marlins’ latest creative decisions? First we got that logo and the uniforms. Then came that home run “thing.” Now we’ve got what appears to be a brand new theme song that is predictably horrible. It sounds like a theme song for…
Brandon Marshall is no longer a Miami Dolphin as of about 4 p.m. yesterday, and perhaps this is part of the reason why: Marshall is accused of punching a woman in the face this weekend after getting into a scuffle at a New York City nightclub…
Remember when actual elected Republicans were all jumping aboard the birther train and openly questioning whether President Barack Obama was actually a natural-born U.S. citizen? Then the president presented his long-form birth certificate and that seemed to put an end to it? Well, apparently not for one Florida Republican congressman. …
Bye, bye, Brandon Marshall? FoxSports.com’s NFL Insider has Tweeted that the Dolphin’s Brandon Marshall just got traded to the Chicago Bears in exchange for a pretty paltry two third round pics. Well, this is pretty huge. Especially considering Peyton Manning was said to be wary of working with Marshall. Update:…
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