Fix-a-Flat Butt Doc Oneal Morris Arrested Again

Oneal Ron Morris, the unlicensed “doctor” arrested last year after allegedly injecting substances like caulk and fix-a-flat tire sealant into the rear end of a patient, has been arrested again. Morris turned herself into to Broward Sheriff’s Deputies yesterday on new charges of practicing medicine without a license after three…

Speeding Cop Fausto Lopez Could Avoid Jail Time

Fausto Lopez, the city of Miami Police Officer who was pulled over by a Florida Highway Patrol Trooper for speeding 120 mph down the Florida Turnpike while off duty, could get a plea deal that would keep him out of jail. Lopez faces misdemeanor reckless driving charges. The maximum punishment…

Big Four? Dwight Howard Interested in Miami Heat, Reportedly

It’s not a secret that Magic Center Dwight Howard won’t be staying in Orlando much longer, and the saga of where he ends up may be the NBA’s most dramatic decision since, well, LeBron landed in Miami. Could Howard’s tale have the same ending? A Sports Illustrated reporter says that…

A New Sex Offender Encampment Has Sprung Up in Miami

It’s been almost two years now since the last of the sex offenders cleared out from their infamous encampment under the Julia Tuttle Causeway, but the Miami Herald now reports that a new sex offender camp has sprung up in the Shorecrest area. Once again, the Florida Department of Corrections…

Rick Ross Now Smoking Jeremy Lin Marijuana

We all know that Miami’s reigning rap king Rick Ross prefers the finer things in life, and likes to flaunt that fact on his Twitter account. Today Ross Tweeted a picture of his latest favorite product: marijuana named after New York Knicks sensation Jeremy Lin…

305 Photo of the Day: Red Walk

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Jay-Z Lyrics Come Up for Debate in Florida Legislature

One would think that Democrats would have the advantage when it comes to correctly quoting Jay-Z lyrics. Apparently that’s not the case up in Tallahassee. Dean Cannon, the Republican Speaker of the House, corrected Democratic Rep. Alan B. Williams for misquoting a Jay-Z song today on the House floor…