David Byrne Settles Lawsuit With Charlie Crist

During his failed Senate bid, Charlie Crist ironically used the Talking Heads’ song “Road to Nowhere” in an online ad attacking Marco Rubio. Problem was Crist didn’t get permission from Heads frontman and songwriter David Byrne to use the tune, and Byrne promptly sued Crist for $1 million. Well, unlike…

Glen Rice Gets Sued Over a Handball Tournament

We have no idea why former Miami Heat legend Glen Rice’s post-NBA life involves hiring people to film and organize a handball tournament (hell, we have no idea why handball tournaments need to be filmed in the first place), and perhaps after finding himself in legal trouble Rice is thinking…

Mitt Romney is the GOP Front-Runner in Florida, Maybe

Back in 2008, Mitt Romney came in second place to John McCain in Florida’s GOP primary, a loss that signaled the beginning of the end for his campaign. Perhaps though the Sunshine State could prove warmer to Romney’s presidential hopes a second time around. A new poll from Mason-Dixon shows…

University of Miami is One of America’s Most Stressful Schools

For a school that used to be known as one of America’s greatest institutes of outdoor tanning practices the University of Miami has certainly improved its academic standings on President Donna Shalala. Though with that heightened emphasis on academic prestige comes more stress for students, and the school finds itself…

Special Election for Mayor Officially Set for May 24

Clear your calendar on May 24 because we’re holding an election! The Miami-Dade County Commission meet this morning and, as expected, officially set the day for the election to replace recalled Carlos Alvarez on that Tuesday. Though, the mayoral race won’t be the only thing on the ballot. Voters will…

Miami Men Charged with Grand Theft Cardboard in Naples

Those prim and proper old folks over in Naples are always worried about those cretins from Miami-Dade traveling over Alligator Alley and coming to take their valuables. But apparently all Miami thieves want from Collier County is their precious, bountiful supply of cardboard. Yes, two Miami men have been charged…

Miami-Dade Police Officer Joey Ganem Caught Buying Cocaine

Yet another Miami-Dade Police officer has found himself on the wrong side of the law. Midwest District Officer Joey Ganem, 47, has been arrested after allegedly trying to buy cocaine in Coconut Grove early this morning. Ganem, a 27-year veteran of the force, has been relieved of duty pending the…

Gloria James’ “Victim” Plans Lawsuit

When Fontainebleau valet Sorel Rockefeller got slapped by Gloria James, the mother of LeBron James, instead of seeing stars he must have been seeing dollar signs. He’s quit his job and is now considering a lawsuit against James. He’s also been to a doctor and plans to visit a chiropractor.Oh,…

Marco Rubio and Bill Nelson Want Feds to Crack Down on Porn

Regulating what America whacks off to has not been a chief concern of the Obama administration. But now a group of 42 senators have sent a letter to Attorney General Eric Holder complaining that his justice department hasn’t been keeping a close enough eye on the mainstream adult pornography business…

Arrested Hurricanes LB Ramon Buchanan Has Been Reinstated

Ramon Buchanan, the Hurricanes linebacker who was arrested and immediately suspended from the team following an arrest on felony charges in Coconut Grove in March, has been reinstated on the team. According to the arrest report, Buchanan screamed, “I’m a UM football player and I don’t give a fuck what…