“Fake Cocaine” is Now Banned in Florida

Kids snort the darnedest things. Apparently, they’ve been sniffing a substance sold at specialty and head shops marketed as bath salts that mimics the effects of cocaine and LSD. Yesterday, newly elected Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi issued an emergency rule banning the substance while the legislature works to make…

Botched Illegal Botox Injections Lead to Arrest

We all love a bargain, but when it comes to things that we inject in our face maybe its best to pay for quality service. An unnamed Kendall woman wanted to save a few bucks on Botox injections, so she traveled up to Boca Raton twice a year for eight…

LeBron James Pokes Fun at Dwyane Wade’s Migraine Glasses

Apparently, LeBron James sometimes forgets he’s part of the Miami Heat’s big three and acts like a member of another famous trio: Larry, Curly, and Moe. Dwyane Wade is dealing with serious migraine headaches and has been wearing special, slightly funny-looking glasses to deal with light sensitivity during practice, and…

Father Cutié to Host Talk Show on Fox Stations

With the actual Oprah bidding farewell to her talk show this year, will the priest nicknamed “Father Oprah” rise to replace her? Father Alberto Cutié has announced that he’s set to host an English language syndicated talk show set to air on Fox stations in major markets later this year,…

FSU Snaps Miami Women’s Basketball Winning Streak

There’s something special going on this season with the Miami Hurricanes women’s basketball team, but the squad experienced its first setback since their second game by falling to FSU last night 66-59. The loss ends Miami’s 17-game winning streak, which tied Duke’s longest winning streak in the nation…

Jersey Shore Season 4 to Shoot in Italy, Not Miami?

Shortly after we survived the scourge of Jersey Shore’s second season and the crew headed back home to Seaside Heights for their next string of drunken antics and silly fights, rumors started popping up that it was only a matter of time before they returned to Miami for season four…