Former Miami Hurricanes head coach Randy Shannon has never been associated with another college team. He played at UM, became a graduate assistant, and gradually worked his way up the coaching ladder to get to the top. No one questioned whether Shannon bled orange and green, but according to some…
The good news: Florida’s children aren’t the dumbest. The bad news: they’re no where near the smartest, either. According to a new statistical analysis by the listacle-happy Daily Beast, Florida’s children are only the 30th smartest kids in America. Our children are painfully average. Like, they’re not dumb enough to…
The future of the Miami Hurricane’s quarterback position seems to be with Stephen Morris, but Al Golden and his staff are apparently interested in landing former Rutgers quarterback Tom Savage. He was rated by one recruiting service at the 8th best QB in the 2009 class, and the ‘Canes tried…
Parking in Miami Beach can be such a pain sometimes. So we all know the joy of finally finding that perfect spot. Strange feelings of wanting to get down on one knee and proposing to the meter aren’t out of the question. But would you actually want to hold you…
Last year, Marco Rubio ended up on the cover of The New York Times magazine with the headline “The First Senator from the Tea Party?” Well, there’s no question anymore about whether or not he’s a Senator, but now that he is, he’s not so sure he wants to join…
Hey, what the f*ck you looking at? Yeah, Miami’s been ranked the fourth rudest city in America, what are you going to do about it little man? Yes, we just passed gas in the elevator, we aren’t going to hold the door open for you on the way out, and…
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In yesterday’s brutal police shooting, murderer Johnny Sims not only took the lives of some of Miami-Dade’s finest but also left four children without their parents. Detective Roger Castillo leaves behind a widow and three sons, while Amanda Haworth was a single-mother who’s son is now left without his family…
South Beach apparently has a hot new party it boy, and his name is former President Bill Clinton. Yes, Bubba hit up the town last night in grand fashion. First, he dined with Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez at Prime One Twelve before crashing football loony Chad Ochocinco’s star-studded birthday…
Four teenagers walking home from class at Miami Springs Senior High School were struck and injured by a careening, out of control car. The driver of the car lost control when he passed out due to some sort of medical condition. The incident occurred at West First Avenue and Ninth…
Daniel Goodson should be considered a hero. Despite the fact he is a criminal sitting in Pennsylvania jail, he’s bravely attempted to hold the Kardashian sisters accountable for the surely more grievous crimes they’ve committed against America with their Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami show. Sadly, Goodson has lost a…
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Despite an enthusiastic toast to boyfriend Dwyane Wade’s fathering skills and something that maybe, possibly looked like a, ugh, “baby bump,” Gabrielle Union wants you to know that she is not pregnant with Wade’s child. Which is a shame, considering we’re pretty sure that a Wade baby could come out…
Television audiences are apparently totally sick of new and innovative concepts, so Hollywood has decided to give them crappy reworks of old shows. Yes, ABC is planning on bringing Charlie’s Angels back to your boob tube but with some hot new twists: it’ll be set in Miami and will be…
Rick Scott’s campaign for governor wasn’t especially social media savvy, but who needs to take little things like Twitter into account when you’ve got tens of millions of your own money to spend? Once in office, though, the Republican governor was faced with the realization that despite being elected by…
With a 2-2 record, the Lingerie Football League’s Miami Caliente weren’t only technically the most successful pro football team in South Florida this year, they also were the sexiest. Of course, that’s half the point of the Lingerie Football League, and it was only really a mater of time before…
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Five teens have been arrested following a robbery in Marion County, Florida in which they allegedly stole the cremated remains of the homeowner’s father and two Great Danes. The teens thought the ashes were either cocaine or heroin. This is only slightly stupider than the time Keith Richards admitted to…
We haven’t heard much out of Kendrick Meek since he came in third place in the senate race behind Marco Rubio and Charlie Crist. With the congressional seat he could have held for the rest of his life now held by the collection of hats known as Frederica Wilson, Meek…
It wasn’t that long ago when you could spot Lil Wayne sitting front row at AAA rooting on Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat (one instance of which was immortalized in cake format), but apparently Wayne is a Heat fan no more. No, he’s not pissed about “The Decision” like…
Rex Ryan is high on the hate list of most Miami sports fans. In his tenure as head coach with the Jets, he’s managed to find innovative, almost unbelievable ways to make the team even trashier. Yet former Dolphin’s exec Bill Parcells admits that Ryan was his second choice to…
The Daily Beast will find any reason to make a listicle, so in honor of Martin Luther King Jr. Day they decided to rank the most tolerant states in America. Yes, I believe it was King who said, “I have a dream that someday people will not be judged by…
