Miami Ranked Ninth Worst City to Live

Maybe LeBron’s girlfriend, Savannah Brison, was right. Maybe Miami really is just a terrible place to live. AOL’s WalletPop seems to agree, ranking the Magic City the ninth worst city to live in the entire United States. Apparently, all of our crime, traffic, and foreclosures don’t make this a wonderful place…

Snooki Assaults Obama in Weird Taiwanese Animation

NMA News, a Taiwanese news organization, has begun explaining America to its viewers through the use of wacky CGI animation. We’re not sure how the animations help Taiwanese viewers understand the ridiculousness of American pop culture, but they sure do make for great viral videos. The latest edition takes aim…

LeBron’s Girlfriend Not Happy With Move to Miami

At least one person in LeBron James’s inner circle wasn’t thrilled with his decision to “take his talents to South Beach”: Savannah Brinson, his longtime lady love and mother of his two sons. She’s not worried about James ruining his legacy, the Heat unfairly reshaping the NBA, or hometown loyalty (if she…

One Dead, Two Injured in Taxi Cab Drive-By Shooting

In today’s roundup of bullets and other bad things: A taxi cab is shot up in a drive-by, leaving one man dead; another teen is a victim of gun violence in Liberty City; the Miami Hurricanes football team struggles with Twitter; and early voting begins…

Hialeah McDonald’s Robbed by Employee Dressed as Ninja

A McDonald’s in Hialeah was robbed not once, but twice by a man dressed like a ninja, in head-to-toe black. Turned out the robberies were perpetrated by Michel Quiroz, an 18-year-old employee at the restaurant. He even continued to show up for work after the robberies, but eventually his co-workers…

Vogue Italia Glamorizes Oil Spill with Fashion Spread

When we see images of the oil spill ravaging the Gulf of Mexico we think about the economic devastation that could face our state and our neighbors, the havoc its wrecking for wildlife and the environment, and an industry we’re addicted to that’s run amok in corruption. When the editors…

Jersey Shore Damage Report: Love Guido-Style and Magical Glasses

Last night on Jersey Shore, the cast continued to wreck havoc on the previously sleepy little island known as Miami Beach. Ronnie the shaved gorilla struggled with newly developing human emotions and even harder-to-grasp basic human logic. Meanwhile, Angelina the rat scurried about the house, tried desperately to avoid being…

Man Found Shot to Death in Truck

In today’s news roundup: A dead body is found in a truck, a teacher drives while under the influence of booze and Xanax, and those huge LCD billboards in downtown Miami have a long way to go before they’re erected…

Enrique Iglesias Water-Skied Naked in Biscayne Bay

Well, ladies and gentlemen, you missed your chance to see with your own two eyes Enrique Iglesias letting it all hang out on water skis. The star, whom we just interviewed in our latest print issue, promised the BBC in June that if Spain won the World Cup, he’d go naked skiing in Biscayne…