Miami Ranked Ninth Coolest City by Uncool Forbes Poll

Forbes.com has decided to rank America’s “coolest” cities (and they don’t mean by temperature) using the decidedly square methods of polling. Miami made the top ten, so we’re not exactly complaining, but somehow our Sunshine State sister Orlando came in three places higher, which just has us scratching our head…

Teen Girl’s Arm Might Have Been Severed in Airboat Accident

In today’s roundup of the woes of South Florida: An airboat accident injures a young girl, another Florida panther dies thanks to careless drivers, the father who beat his son to brain-death in a “boxing lesson” will face murder charges, and our old friend Principal “Eat Shit and Die” has…

Is Promoting Bicycles Eroding Our Freedom and the Constitution?

Former Miami Mayor Manny Diaz was noted for his strong advocacy for bicycling, and Miami Beach has just launched its Decobike bike-sharing program. This all seems progressive and positive, but is it secretly part of a larger plot to erode our personal freedoms, undermine the American Constitution, and promote the…

305 Photo of the Day: Bike Blur

Today’s photo, featuring Kathryn Moore, the Executive Director of the South Florida Bike Coalition, is from Liam Crotty Photography’s Flickr. If you’d like to see your photo here join our Flickr group…

WSFL Cancels Its Troubled Morning Show

Once hailed by executives of the Tribune Co. as a television revolution and a way to turn around the fortunes of the troubled national media company, WSFL’s South Florida Today morning show aired its last episode today. In under 16 months on air the show went through multiple format changes,…

Eva Mendes Releases “Sex Tape”

Near the top of any perv’s dream wish list of celebrity sex tapes is probably one featuring Miami-born, Cuban-American hottie Eva Mendes. Well, she’s well aware of the internet’s demands, and the actress, who stars in the upcoming The Other Guys, has finally giving into the demands. She’s released a…

Hugo Chavez Doubts Whether 9/11 or Moon Landing Ever Happened

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez hit new levels of ego-infused insanity last month when he had the bones of South American hero Simon Bolivar dug up to prove some weird conspiracy theory, and then live tweeted about crying over the remains. Inspired by the insanity, Christopher Hitchens recalls a trip he…

15-Year-Old Boy Killed in Go-Cart Accident

In today’s roundup of all the horrible things that happened over the weekend: A teenage boy is killed while riding a go-cart on the street, an 18-year-old’s body is dumped on the side of a road in Hialeah, a new law bans adults from playgrounds, and five people are injured…

Trina Is Not Dating Dez Bryant, FYI

Dez Bryant was on the receiving end of Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland’s “was your mom a whore?” blunder. Trina, Miami’s greatest lady rapper, has certainly been called things a lot worse than a whore. (She is not. She is a million-dollar girl. For sure.) However, despite recent rumors, the two…