Jersey Shore Damage Report: The Guidos Come to Town

Just a few months ago everything was right in the world. South Beach was home to its own particular brand of party trash, and the world’s most famous guidos and guidettes were in their native Long Island/Statan Island/Rhode Island settings. Then MTV shook everything up and decided to set Snooki,…

Woman Threatens to Jump off Epic Hotel

In today’s round up of crime, death and other travesties: a woman is threatening to jump off the Epic hotel, a teen girl is gunned down on the street of Miami, Lobster mini season claims its first victim, and a police chasing involving three different forces ends in a shooting…

The Jersey Shore in South Beach Drinking Game

Are you prepared for the most important night in Miami pop culture history? MTV unleashes the second season of Jersey Shore tonight at 10. It follows everyone’s favorite guidos as they hook up, drink, and fight their way through South Beach. This might bring a tiny bit of shame to…

Duh: Miami Leads Nation in Number of Immigrants

We are still in the news-hole hell of July, which means it’s cucumber season. Which means the Daily Beast keeps pumping out city ranking lists and we keep covering them. This latest lineup by listmeister Richard Florida isn’t surprisingl: Miami/Fort Lauderdale has more immigrants than any other metro area in…

In Palm Bay, Black Teen Attacks White Man for Listening to Rap

Joshuah Lamb, a black 14-year-old, sits in a juvenile detention center after beating up a 22-year-old white man for listening to music by rapper Gucci Mane. The attack was triggered because Lamb didn’t think white people should listen to rap music. Now the local State Attorney’s Office is deciding whether to…

“Illegal Alien Crossing” Signs Pop Up in Naples

Not to make outrageous, blanket statements like “White people in Naples are generally closed minded idiots unaware of cultures and the world at large outside of their sunny little resort town bubble,” but let’s just say after having grown up there I’m not surprised at this latest news. An oddly…

Miami Ranked 13th Most Caffeinated City

You guys! You guys! You guys! We’re like really, really excited right now! The Daily Beast has posted yet another inane, weird ranking of cities! Oh, my God! This time, the Beast ranked the top 20 most caffeinated cities in America! And Miami/Fort Lauderdale came in at number 13! Put your…

For Jeb Bush, Not Running For President is a Full-Time Job

Of all the things Jeb Bush has done since leaving the Governor’s office — working on education reform, making a living, maybe secretly still running the state — the thing he’s done most publicly is not running for president. That Jeb is always out there not running for president. Just…