The cover of our print edition this week features a painting of Betty White in a cleavage-heavy fetish uniform. It comes courtesy of the World Erotic Art Museum’s “Golden Gals Gone Wild” exhibit, but the rumors of a Golden Girls hard-core porn spoof even has us reeling.Of course, it was…
Serena Williams had to sit out the Sony Ericsson Open because of injuries, but she still played some ball while in Miami. The minority owner of the Miami Dolphins, clad in a bikini and a fingerless glove (how very Lagerfeld), threw around a football in the surfs of South Beach…
Dr. Jack Cassell, the dick doctor in Orlando who hates President Obama so much he put up a sign telling those who voted for him to get their urinary tracts checked elsewhere, has been all over the media. CNN, Fox News, the New York Times, you name it. He was even…
23-year-old Octavius Pruitt was shot in the head and killed while standing on a street corner. How mother witnessed the murder, and police are searching for suspects. [CBS4]Workers at Jackson Memorial have agreed to a plan that would reduce the hospital system’s deficit. [WSVN]Police have made two arrests in the University of Miami…
That NBA legend and former NBA head coach Isiah Thomas found himself in the head coach’s office of Florida International University has always seemed so, well, randomly weird. So it’s inevitable that rumors pop up every once in a while that he wants to leave.The Chicago Tribune reports Thomas is…
Andy Roddick is still America’s best hope for men’s tennis glory, but he hasn’t won a Grand Slam since 2003 and hasn’t won the Sony Ericsson Open since 2004. After a few disappointing years, he seems to be back to form and recently staged a comeback against Rafael Nadal to…
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We’re not supposed to make fun of certain groups, including overweight people. But every once in a while, a morbidly obese person comes along who so horribly exemplifies every stereotype that it’s hard to resist mocking him. Almost as hard to resist as it is for that person to avoid…
Dr. Jack Cassell sounds like a real dick doctor, and that has nothing to do with the fact he specializes in urology.The Mount Dora physician recently put up a sign informing potential patients: “If you voted for Obama… seek urologic care elsewhere. Changes to your healthcare begin right now, not…
Dwyane Wade’s divorce continues to get uglier, with both sides talking to the press. His estranged wife, ol’ what’s her name — VinceVaughn Wade? SeaQuest Wade? Oh, Siohvaughn Wade — had her attorneys fire back at Dwyane’s charges that she’s an unfit parent with a penchant for wacky religion and…
Marco Rubio borrowed a thought he credited to Glenn Beck at a rally Wednesday and had this to say about immigration: “There are millions of people in America that hate our country, so why can’t we just do a trade? We’ll send you Sean Penn, Janeane Garofalo, and Keith Olbermann,…
You guys, can we get personal here for a second? Because today, well, it’s kind of a hard day for me. See, I’m not a very big April Fools’ Day fan, but my Uncle Bobby always was. About five years ago, he set up an elaborate prank, an epic two-parter, on his…
Thanks to Jersey Shore, the era of ethnocentric reality-TV trash is upon us, and it was only a matter of time before someone decided to mine the potential reality-TV gold that is Miami’s vast chonga community. We’re 99 percent sure this isn’t an April Fools’ Day joke.Beach Pictures, the production…
The Williams sisters absolutely love playing in the Sony Ericsson Open, and between Venus and Serena, they’ve won eight of the past 12 tournaments. Serena had to sit out this year’s open, but Venus might keep the family tradition going.Third-seeded Venus today extended her 16-match winning streak by trouncing Marion Bartoli 6-3…
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Who’s going to be Florida’s next senator come Election Day in November? No one knows. Not even respected political newspaper The Hill. It recently changed its ranking of the race from “leaning Republican” to “toss-up.”A recent Research 2000 poll showed Meek was pulling within 1 percent of Rubio, 41-40 percent. Though…
In 2008, Miami-Dade Judge Cindy Lederman’s decision to allow openly gay father Frank Gill to adopt two brothers he had cared for as a foster parent challenged Florida’s long-standing gay adoption ban. The case is still working its way through appeals and might eventually overturn the ban for good, but…
It’s been nearly three months since aspiring model Paula Sladewski’s body was found burning in a North Miami dumpster. Efforts to find the killer have stalled, and now Sladewski’s family back home is in a bitter argument over her personal property.Detroit’s Fox 2 reports that Paula’s sister Kelly Farris and…
If you watch CSI: Miami, you might be under the impression that Miami-Dade has the most tech-savvy crime fighters in the state. You might be wrong. A Santa Rosa County deputy used Google Earth to help track down a man and make an arrest.The crime isn’t nearly as interesting as…
Hot on the heels of that adorable/disturbing staged elementary school parody of Scarface, South Park last night decided to do an homage of its own to Miami’s favorite movie. Though it was a bit more subtle. The show didn’t even spoof the “Say hello to my little friend” line, which,…
One man is dead and two others injured after shooters opened fire on a Miami duplex. [CBS4]Two mens’ dead bodies were found in an apartment in the Hammocks. Police suspect murder-suicide. [CBS4]SportsThe lady Canes basketball team blew out Michigan in the WNIT semifinals and are headed for a shot at the title…
The tweets of the guidos and guidettes of the Jersey Shore have fallen silent. That can only mean one thing: filming for the second season has begun and they should be in South Beach soon. You’ll probably know for sure when the chemicals in the air from their various tanning…
