The Heat Is in Reach of the No. 5 Spot in the Playoffs

The Heat has been burning through the final stretch of the regular season and is on a five-game winning streak. Luckily, their eight remaining games are against weaker teams that are all mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. That doesn’t mean the Heat should cool down any.D-Wade and company sit in…

Dolphins Don’t Want to Play Any More 1 p.m. Home Games

The average high temperature during the first month of the NFL season in Miami is 87.8 degrees with ungodly humidity. Heat that brutal doesn’t exactly make for a nice day at the ballpark, especially when you’re sitting in one of the many seats at the appropriately named Sun Life Stadium…

Developer Behind SoBe and SoHo Hasn’t Given Up on Wynwood

Both New York’s SoHo and Miami Beach’s South Beach were once forgotten urban districts: SoHo full of warehouses and factories, SoBe home to poverty, the elderly, and all sorts of vice. Then came the cool people and creative class, shortly followed by the developers and eventually the fancy shopping, boutique…

Hurricanes Are in the Final Four!… of the WNIT!

Your NCAA bracket might be in shambles (Butler? Really?), your Miami Hurricanes got snubbed from the NIT, and your FIU Golden Panthers never had a chance, but there’s still some reason to be excited about postseason college basketball: The Miami Hurricanes women’s b-ball team has made it to the final…

News Roundup: Federer Is Out

The two women who got stuck on a thrill ride yesterday at the Miami-Dade County Fair say they’d buckle up and go again, and were pleased with their quick rescue. [CBS4]A local elementary school wants you to have a great spring “breack”! [WSVN]Sports Woah, Roger Federer is out of here,…

53 Glenn Beck Fans’ Cars Towed From UCF Frat Lot

Normally, we don’t want to pretend we’re in the same state as Orlando, but hats off to these University of Central Florida frat boys who allegedly pulled off an epic prank on tea baggers visiting the school to hear Glenn Beck speak.The Beck fans showed up and saw signs pointing…

News Roundup: Biltmore Worker Calls in Bomb Threat for Day Off

Police are asking for help finding the suspect in a rape case in Brickell. He followed his victim home from Blue Martini in Mary Brickell Village into her apartment building, Axis. So far police have some surveillance video. [CBS4]Over 1400 people showed up for the memorial service for slain FIU football player…

Ricky Martin Announces He’s Gay, Finally

Today, under increasing scrutiny stemming from allegations that he covered up sexual abuse, the Pope announced that he is, in fact, Catholic. Wait, wait, wrong story… Today, after coming to terms with the fact that he is a wild animal without access to modern plumbing, a bear confirmed, that yes,…

Heat Forward Dorell Wright’s Penis is All Over the Internet

Dorell Wright apparently needs a couple of lessons in the internet and public relations. Internet rule number one: Do not, under any circumstances, put naked pictures of yourself anywhere on the internet unless you don’t mind them getting out. PR rule number one of getting caught up in unflattering, but…