Miami in 14-City Royal Rumble to Host Future Wrestlemanias

Muscly dudes with anger problems and over-the-top personalities duking it out in tight Lycra? Normally in Miami, that results from an argument over premium beach-blanket space on South Beach, but the county sees big money in such activities and is still trying to lure the WWE’s signature Wrestlemania event.Like the…

Florida Unemployment Rate Reaches Highest Level of All Time

12.2 percent. That was the unemployment rate in Florida for February, and the highest ever recorded. Miami-Dade’s adjusted unemployment rate sits at 11.8, up from 11.7 last month. The national rate sits at 9.7 percent.All in all the sunshine state has lost 211,500 jobs in the past year.There’s a bit…

Humpback Whale in Distress in Biscayne Bay

There’s a humpback whale in Biscayne Bay off Bear Cut, possibly in distress. The U.S. Coast Guard believe he could be caught in a rope attached to an anchor. A National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration biologist is on the way.CBS4 suspects it may be the same whale that was caught…

305 Photo of the Day: Britto Now Controls the Seas

Sometimes we close our eyes real tight and imagine a city devoid of the constant nuisance known as Britto art. Then we look out at the horizon and see the sea. A shining beautiful blue thing completely devoid of the hyperkinetic bits of wrapping paper patterns and doodles that Britto…

South Beach Pillow Fight Flash Mob Scheduled for Next Week

Next Saturday, April 3, is apparently International Pillow Fight Day. To celebrate there’ll be a pillow fight flash mob at 8th and Ocean on South Beach.As South Florida Daily Blog points out, attendants are asked to show up exactly at 3 p.m. and keep their pillows hidden until then. How…

Downtown’s Four Seasons Hotel Sold for Under $30 Million

The hotel component of the Four Seasons Millennium Tower has been sold to a New York investment group for just $29.5 million according to Condo Vultures. The hotel had been previously valued at $85.5 million according to tax records. That’s a pretty steep discount.Located inside the 70-story Four Seasons Millennium…

Miami Men Don’t Measure Up in Penis Size Rankings

The flashy cars, the speedboats, the trendy clothes, the bling-bling. Yeah, maybe dudes in Miami are trying to compensate for something.Online love glove store Condomania sells rubbers in 76 sizes that keep you covered no matter if you’re packing a plantain or a beer can. The product has been on…

Drunk Dolphin Ronnie Brown Almost Hit an Oncoming Vehicle

Dolphins running back Ronnie Brown’s blood alcohol level was almost twice the legal limit when he was arrested for DUI last weekend in suburban Atlanta. Now reports suggest the football player lied to police and narrowly missed a head-on collision with another vehicle. Brown was driving his 2006 black BMW home from Café…

RPOF Says Alex Sink is Basically Florida’s Fidel Castro

Fidel Castro took some time out of his busy schedule of not dying to pen a piece for a state newspaper that said President Obama and the Democrat’s recent passage of health care reform is a “miracle.” Well, the Republican Party of Florida took time out of their busy schedule of…

Crist Campaign Used Party Credit Cards, Too

Charlie Crist has been hemming and hawing about Marco Rubio’s “questionable” spending on the Republican Party of Florida’s American Express cards, saying stupid things about back waxes and “true conservatives.” So naturally, campaign finance reports show that Crist’s campaign also charged money on RPOF cards, according to The Herald/Times…

Ladies, There is Now a Bra for Your Butt

A friend of mine who grew up in South Florida  recently tweeted that even though she now lives in New York, where the preferred ass shape sort of looks like two soggy, thin English muffins attached to a broom stick, she’s totally OK with her shapely derriere because it’s the ideal look…

Accused Cat Killer Faces Additional Charges

Apparently, there were so many cats killed during last Spring’s feline murder spree that rocked Cutler Bay and Palmetto Bay that prosecutors forgot to charge the suspect, 19-year-old Tyler Weinman, with all of them. In a status hearing yesterday, prosecutors announced that they had left out two cat killings in their charges. Weinman…

News Roundup: Dolphins Just Cold Ignoring Jason Taylor

An early morning crash between an SUV and a Nissan Maxima filled with five men has sent all of the Nissan’s passengers to the hospital after the car flipped. The driver and a passenger in the SUV took off on foot and have not been found. [CBS4]A house in Miami was sprayed…

$5.2 Million Worth of Designer Knock-Offs Seized at MIA

We’re pretty sure the ornately logo-ed purse trend has been done with for a while. Now that we’re all “recessionistas” ladies who can still afford luxury leather goods prefer to buy expensive bags with the designer brand only noticeable to discerning eyes. Touting around a purse that cost $5000 and let’s everyone…