Bubba The Love Sponge: “F*ck Haiti”

Florida’s shock jock answer to Howard Stern, Bubba The Love Sponge (who’s been heard on 93Rock since last year) striked up some controversy after some comments he made on air and on his Twitter.”I say fuck Haiti. Why do we have to take care of everybody our country is in…

Possible Murder-Suicide in Miami Beach

Miami Beach Police were called this morning to Akoya, the luxury high-rise condo with the familiar crown-like structure on top in Mid-Beach, to face the possibility of a jumper. When they arrived at 7 a.m., they found the dead body of a man on the south side of the building.Inside…

News Roundup: Grandmother Killed Over $5

A grandmother in Lauderdale Lakes was killed after she refused to give her teenage attacker $5 to buy marijuana. [Herald]A former Miami cop who devised a scheme to steal $15,000 from Crime Stoppers will get only two months in jail. [Herald]A University of Miami doctor who led much of the…

Shipping Containers Could Provide Housing Relief in Haiti

After Hurricane Katrina, a group of researchers at Clemson University devloped the SEED Project, aimed at turning shipping containers into temporary housing in the event a similar storm hit the Caribbean. The idea was only a concept, but in the wake of Haiti’s earthquake, the team is working to make the idea a…

Report: Mike Nolan Signs as Dolphins Defensive Coordinator

After being turned down by their first two picks, the Miami Dolphins have signed Mike Nolan as their new defensive coordinator, according to FoxSports.com. Nolan resigned Monday from the same position with the Denver Broncos and was previously DC under Bill Parcells when he was general manager of the NY Jets. He…

ACLU Jumps Into Michelle Spence-Jones vs. Charlie Crist Fight

The American Civil Liberties Union has jumped into the ongoing Commissioner Michelle Spence-Jones saga on behalf of five voters in her district. Just days after being re-elected in November, Spence-Jones turned herself in on charges of grand theft after accusations she stole money from the county. Gov. Charlie Crist quickly suspended…

News Roundup: Woman Drives Through MLK Day Parade

Hundreds of Haitian refugees have begun applying for temporary protected status in Miami. [Herald]Willy Gort will be sworn in as a city commissioner today at 4 p.m. Michelle Spence-Jones won’t be joining him. [CBS4]Twenty-six sea turtles taken in during the cold snap have been released into the wild. [CBS4]A woman trying…

Miami/Fort Lauderdale Ranked Seventh Best Place to Start a Small Business

Want to open that family-owned erotic bakery you’ve always dreamed of? How about a boutique that specializes in footwear for dogs? A cleaning service that sends maids dressed as the clients’ favorite Star Wars character? Whatever the small business idea, conditions seem to be getting more favorable to realize it. A Portfolio.com/BizJournals survey ranked the Miami/Fort…

Bill McCollum Was Against MLK Day Before He Was for It

Before those two failed Senate runs and his stint as attorney general, Republican gubernatorial candidate Bill McCollum was a congressman for 20 years. During his freshman term in the House, a young McCollum had a dream. A dream that one day, there would never be a national holiday celebrating the…

New Name for Land Shark Stadium: Sun Life Stadium

The former Joe Robbie Stadium, Pro Player Park, Pro Player Stadium, Dolphins Stadium, Dolphin Stadium, and Land Shark Stadium will have a new name for the next five years: Sun Life Stadium. Somehow it’s even worse than the last one. Seriously, there are strip malls in Kendall with better names that…

Kim Kardashian’s Ass and Cupcakes Overshadow Ocean Drive Party

Beloved luxury-porn mag Ocean Drive celebrated it’s 17th anniversary by putting beloved amateur-porn star Kim Kardashian on its cover and invited her to host their big self-congratulatory party last Thursday at the Delano. Half the point of throwing these parties is to get publicity, but not even Ocean Drive can compete…

Dances With Horses: Cavalia Opens Tomorrow

Right now in Bicentennial Park, a bunch of French Canadians are putting the finishing touches on a 12-day process of erecting what is supposedly North America’s largest tent. For what? Cavalia, the-Cirque du Soleil-meets-Mister Ed extravaganza that is easily the gayest thing involving horse faces since Sex and the City: The Movie. Created by one…

Rep. Steve King Proposes Deporting Haitians to Be Relief Workers

Is Iowa Rep. Steve King aiming to be the most hated congressman from a flyover state since Tom “Miami is a Third-World Country” Tancredo?Late last year, King assaulted the ownership of our Miami Dolphins during a congressional hearing over much more important things, and now he’s gone and said something incredibly…