News Roundup: VP Biden in Miami

The mother of two brothers living in South Florida was pulled alive from rubble in Haiti. [NBCMiami]Joe Biden was in Little Haiti over the weekend. [Herald]And he’s back in Miami to speak at a prayer breakfast at Florida Memorial Univerisity for Martin Luther King Jr. Day. [CBS4]Pundits have pretty much…

No One Wants to Be the Dolphins’ Defensive Coordinator

No one wants to coordinate the Miami Dolphins’ defense!The frontrunner in the race to replace fired Paul Pasqualoni, former University of Virginia coach and the remora to Bill Parcell’s Big Tuna, Al Groh, took the same position at Georgia Tech. Yeah, whatever, Groh, you can go Yellow Jacket. The guy was…

Jeb Bush: No Endorsement in Senate Race Soon, If Ever

via Dem UndergroundEven though the entire state knows Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio are in total political love, Bush continues to remain neutral in the Republican primary for Senate.The Tampa Tribune asked Jebbers if he plans to make an endorsement soon. “I don’t know… I don’t know if I’m going to have…

Cocaine Found in NASA Space Shuttle Hangar

Who’s ready for liftoff? Apparently one NASA employee in Cape Canaveral, because a dime bag of cocaine was found inside the hangar housing the space shuttle Discovery.Drugs and space travel haven’t been this connected since David Bowie’s Space Oddity, but it seems there’s an actual “junkie, strung out in Heaven’s high,…

News Roundup: Al Groh Reportedly Heading to Georgia Tech Instead

A Miami Shores man trapped in the wreckage of the collapsed UN building in Haiti was finally freed after 40 hours. [Herald]Wounded Americans in Haiti are being taken to Gitmo. [Herald]3 Lynn University students believed to had been found in Haiti are actually still unaccounted for. [CBS4]Miami-Dade Police and the…

Crist Suspends Michelle Spence-Jones, Again

Charlie Crist isn’t even going to wait until Michelle Spence-Jones is sworn in again. He has already pulled the trigger on resuspension.Miami city Commissioner Spence-Jones turned herself in on November 13 on charges that she siphoned $50,000 of county money to a family business. Crist swiftly suspended her, setting up…

Miami Beach Looking for Corporate Sugar Daddies

​So, Miami Beach is officially on the street corner with a leg out hoping for a big corporate sugar daddy to send a little money its way in exchange for a few favors. According to The Herald, the Miami Beach commission unanimously approved a contract with the Superlative Group, a marketing company. The…

Football Musical Chairs: Groh Top Candidate for Fins; USF Hires Holtz

The past months have seen a lively game of musical chairs in the NCAA and NFL. Though the hottest action hasn’t concerned Miami teams much, the effects are being felt here. The Dolphins fired defensive coordinator Paul Pasqualoni last week, and it seems like they’re hoping to replace him with some Miracle-Groh. Al Groh has…

Vice President Biden to Meet With South Florida Haitians This Weekend

Owing to its proximity to Haiti and the large local Haitian population, Miami has become something of a domestic headquarters for U.S. efforts to provide relief to Haiti after being devastated by a massive earthquake.This morning, President Obama announced Vice President Joe Biden will be in the area this weekend.”I’ve…

WTF Florida: Pet Snowballs and Attack of the Pizza Fliers

​There’s more than enough weird things that happen here in Miami-Dade, but sometimes it seems we’re downright sane compared to the rest of Florida. WTF Florida is our new weekly survey of all the weirdness our Peninsula has to offer. Florida’s Oldest SnowballIt rarely snows here in the Sunshine State, but…

News Roundup: Waiting For News from Haiti

The Haitian community in Miami waits patiently for word on their family on the Island. [NYTimes]Despite reports yesterday that all 12 Lynn University students in Haiti were accounted for, five are actually still missing. [CBS4]UF is also waiting to hear from two students who were in Haiti. [WSVN]The cold temperatures…

Rob Zombie Set to Direct Non-Miami Episode of CSI: Miami

Does anyone care about CSI: Miami? We don’t, so we’ll keep this short. Heavy-metal-icon-turned-horror-film-director Rob Zombie is set to direct an upcoming episode of the series that’s actually shot in California. He’ll cut the bullshit though, and his episode will send the team to LA. It’s kind of sad the one potentially awesome…