News Roundup:

Man it is cold out. (“How cold is it?”) It’s so cold that Gov. Crist has declared a state of emergency, so this isn’t a joke. [CBS4]Scott Rothstein may be planning to enter a plea bargain, and pleading guilty. [JustNews]Five workers with Miami-Dade waste management were arrested after taking bribes…

26-Foot-Tall Naked Bronze Man Who Loves World Peace Moving to Miami

Artist Ginés Serrán’s Union of the World: Monument to World Peace is the largest bronze sculpture based on classical mythology. It’s 26 feet tall and 17,600 pounds, and later this month it will come to SkyPalace at Mary Brickell Village in downtown Miami to make its permanent home. The work depicts Hercules…

Florida GOP Chair Jim Greer to Resign

Jim Greer, the embattled chairman of the Republican Party of Florida, is expected to resign, according to the St. Pete Times. He was up for re-election to the post Saturday, but it now seems state Sen. Jim Thrasher will take the helm of the party. Update: It’s official. Read his letter of…

News Roundup: Son Burns Mom to Death

A 24-year-old burned his mother to death in Northwest Dade. He took off in a stolen public works truck, a police chase ensued, and he was shot and later died. [JustNews]Michelle Spence-Jones is still preparing for re-election and plans to sue Charlie Crist while she’s at it. [WSVN]Cops in the…

Fidel on Wheels

Breaking: Fidel Castro is not dead. But he recently sat on a chair with wheels. What does this mean? We have no idea. Though experts tell us that Castro will likely die. Sometime. Eventually. Because he is mortal and pretty damn old. The photos show Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega meeting…

305 Photo of the Day: Fake Jugs Modeled on Fake Women

This weekend, we noticed these comically well-endowed mannequins in front of a few stores on Lincoln Road. And then, what do you know, they popped up in our Flick pool courtesy of Archturo’s Flickr. What does it mean when even plastic woman on South Beach sports obviously plastic breast enhancements?…

Record Number of Florida Panthers Hit by Vehicles in 2009

At this point, it’s probably optimistic to say there are more than 100 Florida panthers left in the wild. Especially considering as many as 17 of them were killed by drivers last year, according to the Defenders of Wildlife. That eclipses 2007’s record of 15. The 16th dead panther was found…

Move Over, Limbaugh and Drudge, There’s a New Head Wingnut

Whether you like it or not, South Florida is home base for two of America’s most influential conservatives. You’ve got the reclusive Matt Drudge, who takes time out of listening to Junior Vasquez records somewhere in Miami Beach to update the DrudgeReport, and you’ve got Rush Limbaugh, who takes time…

Miami Herald‘s Complicated Parking Lot Sale Drags On

Normally, the sale of a parking lot shouldn’t be newsworthy, but when it combines the real estate boom in downtown Miami and the decline of the printed press, it’s worth taking note. The Miami Herald this morning reported the complicated sale of its parking lot to developers could drag on for another year…

News Roundup: Brrr, It’s Cold Out There

You’re right — it is really cold out. In fact, it’s the coldest cold snap in about a decade. [Herald]Paul Michael Merhige, the man alleged to have killed four family members during a Thanksgiving massacre, was found in a motel room in the Keys thanks to a tip from an…

Riptide’s Ten Most Popular Posts of 2009

Riptide put up somewhere in the neighborhood of 3,000 posts this year, so before we get started on writing 3,000 more it’s time to sit back and look at some our successes: Our top ten posts by pageviews.Yeah, it’s a collection of slightly seedy stuff, with abortion doughnuts, rape tunnels,…

Miami-Born Model Crystal Renn Repping Curvy Chicks

The models that populate South Beach, or used to anyway, are usually alien looking wisps of girls. But other parts of the 305 celebrate ladies with a bit of curves, so leave it to a Miami-born model to be leading the way for plus size girls in the world of…

CocoWalk Served With $98 Million Foreclosure Suit

CocoWalk, the crown jewel of downtown Coconut Grove, has been hit with a $98 million foreclosure lawsuit filed by Bank of America, putting the future of the shopping, dining, and entertainment center into question. CocoWalk was bought by PMAT Real Estate Investments, a New Orleans-based firm, in 2006. But according…