Cuba Hates All Florida’s Senate Candidates the Same

With months to go before the primary elections, candidates are still locking down endorsement. One bit of support that none of the candidates want though is that of Cuba’s government controlled press. Luckily, Granma published a story yesterday critical of all four major candidates. In reaction to a lunch in…

News Roundup: Scoop That Poop, or Face the Police

The same water filtration system that may or may not be linked to cases of Legionnaire’s disease at the EPIC, has been found in three other condo buildings in Miami. [CBS4]Jackson Health System is teetering on the edge of a financial emergency. [Herald]Somebody is a math superstar: “Well if we…

Miami Mega-Hacker Pleads Guilty

Albert Gonzalez, the Miami mega-hacker who stole information from tens of millions of credit and debit cards in possibly the biggest case of identity fraud in history, has plead guilty to two county of conspiracy and another charge of wire fraud. Previously, Gonzelez plead guilty to two other related charges…

A Peek Inside Lil Wayne’s Miami Mansion

Ever since MTV Cribs moved to CMT, the world has been deprived of seeing the interiors of rapper’s Miami pads. Who could forget Missy Elliot’s Ferrari bed, or Bow Wow’s rented car controversy? Thank goodness for YouTube.While, Lil Wayne did show off his New Orleans crib for the show, we…

Champs Sports Bowl: Miami vs. Wisconsin

Champs Sports Bowl: Miami Hurricanes vs Wisconsin Badgers, 8 p.m. ESPNSince college football doesn’t have anything resembling a meaningful post-season, the most you can ask for besides ending up in a BCS bowl is an entertaining season. And boy did Canes fans get it this year. There was the joy…

News Roundup: Power to Jimbo’s Cut after Fire

After this weekends fire, Miami has cut power to Jimbo’s, everyone’s favorite quasi-legal, homesteaded fish and beer shack. [Herald]A pizza delivery man was shot in the foot last night after a robbery attempt by four men. [Herald]A malnourished, former racing pony found in a slaughterhouse is being nourished back to…

Tourists Really Are Dumb

Tourists complain Miamians are rude. Locals complain tourists are dumb. So it goes. We’ll readily admit to being rude at times, but it’s time for tourists to admit they’re a bit clueless. William Hageman recently rounded up the dumbest questions tourism professionals have ever been asked. Obviously, a Miami tourist takes the…

Students Told to Butt Out: Florida Colleges Restrict Outdoor Smoking

Theoretically, college campuses are supposed to be safe havens for all sorts of new experiences and personal freedoms. Ideally, that means intellectual pursuits, but let’s be real — in Florida that means the freedom to experience all sorts of “substances.” But a growing trend in Sunshine State scholastic institutions sees…

News Roundup: Jimbo’s on Fire

A trailer near Jimbo’s caught fire after Jimbo’s son, Bubba, hooked up a water heater. [JustNews]The Epic Hotel’s water has been deemed safe. [FoxNews]After warming up just a bit for Christmas, the temperature might drop to the 40s. [CBS4]SportsTime to pop champagne: The Indianapolis Colts pulled their starters in the…

Tanning Tax: Where is Charlie Crist When We Need Him?

​In the interest of showcasing other voices here on Riptide, we’re presenting this editorial from 22 year-old Kymberly Morgan, who is totally not actually real.My name is Kymberly Morgan, and I am a proud Tan American. Recently, I heard that instead of taxing plastic surgery to pay for health care…

305 Photo of the Day: My Toast. Let Me Show it to You.

​Let us not forget the real reason for the season: when famous toast decoration Mary gave birth to Jesus, who would later appear in the form of fish sticks. Amen.Today’s photo comes from DKeros’ Flickr. If you’d like to see your photo here, join our Flickr group…