Unemployment Falls by 1.3 Percent in Miami-Dade, Rises in State

The employment rate in Florida increased slightly in November to 11.5 percent, up from 11.3 percent in October according to the South Florida Business Journal. That’s the highest rate since May 1975, when 11.9 percent of Floridians were out of a job, and translates to roughly 1 million people out of work. However,…

News Roundup: Heat Melts Magic

Turns out the Epic Hotel has not been completely cleared as the cause of Legionnaires’ disease. [Herald]However, the disease might also be linked to the Liberty of the Seas cruise ship. [SFBJ]The Supreme Court of Florida has decided it’s no longer legal to put shackles on kids in court. [JustNews]Anyone…

Florida: Third Happiest State in the Union

Riptide has long been a proponent of changing our official State Song to “Happy Happy Joy Joy,” for no other reason than it’d be kind of funny, but now we have cold hard numbers to back us up: According to the Centers for Disease Control, Florida is the third happiest…

Marco Rubio Key-Noted CPAC Now Co-Sponsored by John Birch Society

The John Birch Society is co-sponsering this years Conservative Political Action Conference. Don’t remember them? They’re the conspiracy-happy, paranoid anti-communist group that emerged in the late ’50s, and then preceded to circulate a letter calling Republican President Dwight Eisenhower, of all people, “a dedicated agent of the Communist Conspiracy,” had…

News Roundup: Dwyane Wade is Smoother than Tiger Woods

Turns out that the EPIC hotel was not the sources of those strains of legionnaires disease after all. [AP]Looks like a group of banks are going to take ownership of ICON Brickell. [WSJ]The Fire Station on Key Biscayne is now closed two days a week, so do try and not…

’72 Dolphins Advice to Saints and Colts: “Lose a Game”

The legend goes that every year the ’72 Dolphins pop a bottle of champagne when the last remaining undefeated team looses. Typically, at this point in the season that mythical toast would have come and gone by now. Somewhere, Mercury Morris is getting nervous.As anyone even vaguely paying attention to…

Scott Rothstein Almost Saved Us From Sarah Palin

South Florida attorney Scott Rothstein might have run a $1.2 billion Ponzi scheme and is, in general terms, a giant asshat with gaudy taste, but if he had his way, no one in the lower 48 would have ever heard of a certain pit bull in lipstick.Bob Norman at New…

News Roundup: So Many Thieves; The U Breaks ESPN Ratings Records

Feds yesterday arrested 30 people in three cities, including Miami, for Medicare fraud. Dr. Fred Dweck, 14 of his patients, and one unlucky guy who was photographed being handcuffed, man-tits and all, were among those arrested in Miami. [MLive | Herald]A thief is targeting churches and synagogues in Miami Beach and stealing audio equipment…

Charlie Crist Orders Investigation Into Wafflegate

[jump] “I agree with the letter that was just received from Chief Financial Officer Alex Sink. Accordingly, I have directed Chief Inspector General Melinda Miguel to conduct an inquiry of the Department of Transportation,” Crist said in a statement.Meanwhile, we will eagerly continue to cover this scandal using the most…

Miami Herald Now Asking for Donations

Perhaps after a long, stressful day of crunching numbers and contemplating layoffs, some Miami Herald executive decided to go for a walk to clear his head. This being Miami and all, he came across a beggar asking for spare change. Wait, he could have thought, Maybe we have it all wrong…

News Roundup: Dumb Cops Finish First; SEC Probes Miami

This makes a lot of sense looking back at it: Miami Dade College was responsible for administering tests to Miami-Dade Police officers to be considered for promotions, but the college screwed up the process. So cops who didn’t get good scores were sometimes promoted, while officers who did well sometimes were not. In one…

Heat Girlfriends Pull Out of VH1 Reality Show

Seems like two life partners of Miami Heat players won’t be joining the ranks of Jose Canseco, Flava Flav, that guy who killed his girlfriend, New York, and various people with porny pasts in the pantheon of VH1 Reality shows after all. When VH1 and Shaunie O’Neal, Shaq’s wife announced plans…